"Where the hell are we?"
"Sir! We have a blood trail..."
"Show me Corpral."
"There sir. Scanners indicate it's the blood of a Titan."
"Excellent work. Command will want to see this."
The Lieutenant calls in a SitRep and plans for a long wait.
The response wasn't what he had expected...
"All reports so far indicate this is a newly formed region my lord."
"Good Commander, you see my son I was right. A new realm to rule, and it shall be yours."
"Jee dad, couldn't I have a new Nerf gun instead?.."
"No you bloody well can't ha... er... *cough* now, now son. We'll discuss it later."
*Sigh!* "Yes Daaad!.."
"Eew! Groaty!"
"Son, that is the blood of a Titan. There is no better omen in a Nu-land. The suffering of the gods calls down the word of god, and that word is ARGH!FUCK-I'VE-JUST-HIT-MY-MOTHERFUCKING-FINGER!!!... and in that word is a message of great power..."
"Yeah, that god should have held the stupid nail straight."
"Why you blasphemous lil'... er... calm, must stay calm... remember your promised to his mother..."
Um... lets just leave them to it shall we. Yeah. Better to cut away and gaze on the Nu-Territories as yet unsullied.
War was coming...
For the Immortals had arrived.
. Still, who doesn't like their very own Lego room?
