ORK!

[knolli]

Dog grabs the human fighter's body and puts it on the "thing", then he and Pork grab as much loot as they can carry: a barrel of booze, two long and two short swords and finally the body of the human leader. He had some good stuff.
With combined effort Big, Snork and Spork push the "thing" out of the barn and a bit down th path. The barn stands apart from the other buildings and the ground is still damp so the fire isn't spreading far.
Dork's slave is outside the barn and not in imminent danger. So Dork digs one bobbit free from the rubble near the door and drags it outside and away from the fire. It is older than the other captive and bleeding from several minor wounds but will survive.

Now every bobbit is on the move. Many have already flet the village but others are just about to leave. Some are actually trying to save as much of their property as they can or get the livestock to savety. A mother with two children wearing nightgowns is running for a stable. Nobody dares to come near the brute invaders.

[lawmaster]

What about me sacrificing someone?

[knolli]

There are many bodies nearby, dead or dieing. But one of the human fighter would be the best sacrifice. Pork rather drags than carries the wounded fighter to next burning hay bale and with a "Krom, take sacrifice!" he gives the body to the flames.

You offered the human fighter to your god. He didn't reply.

[Killer Karetsu]

Me think we should go back to orc village. Me don't trust dose bobbits, dey be sneaky. Dey might get help from big umans.

[Silverdream]

Me think we should go back to orc village. Me don't trust dose bobbits, dey be sneaky. Dey might get help from big umans.

Unless we kill dem first mon.

I do think we should go back to the Ork village though, no honour in slaying fleeing bobbits.

[Tzan]

I do think we should go back to the Ork village though, no honour in slaying fleeing bobbits.

I'm confused now. Yore an orc.... right?

[Scottsman]

I go after a group of fleeing hobbits and try to capture them. They will make good slaves.

[Silverdream]

I do think we should go back to the Ork village though, no honour in slaying fleeing bobbits.

I'm confused now. Yore an orc.... right?

Yeah, sorry.

CHARGE THE BOBBITS AND EAT THEM!

[lawmaster]

Destroy bobbits with arrows and for each one dead scream THAT IS SACRIFICE KROM YOU BE PLEASED?

[SnakeMittens]

De-kap-ih-taet each bobbit me can get aks at. Give heads to Dog for sakrifices.

[knolli]

Let the slaughter begin!
Pork climbs to a higher position and snipes bobbit after bobbit. Nearly every shot hits and leaves the target either crippled or dead. He shoots until he runs out of arrows. After every hit he shouts: "THAT IS SACRIFICE KROM YOU BE PLEASED?". Krom doesn't answer.
Dog stays back and guards the "thing" and the slaves. The cut on his back aches and hasn't stopped bleeding. He goes from body to body to check if they are still alive. If they are he drags them to the village square.
Dork, Snork, Spork and Big run of and chase a group of bobbitses that try to get to the savety of the woods. (8,1, 5, and 3 vs. 4,3,4, and 1). One of them stumbles. Dog is over him immediately, chopping it's head and eating it's flesh. The next one is caught by Spork. He really tries to hold back when he slaps it on the head. The bobbit stops moving and Spork carries him back to the village to the other ones. The remaining two try to shake off their pursuers in the cornfield. (11 and 15 vs. 1 and 28). Big is lost as soon as he enters the field, but Snoks senses are too keen. "Over there! Left! The other left!" he gives Big direction from behind. Finally Big nearly stumbles over them and the crops turn red. Bon appétit!But no matter hoiw much he eats, the strange stinging feeling in his chest where he had been hit wouldn't lessen. Snorks chops off the heads and goes back to the village.
By now Dog has found six more bobbitses still alive and tied them with rope and staps of cloth he has found.
That where the last ones. All the other bobbitses have flet to savety. There is a loud rumbling to be heared when the barn finally collapses.

[Killer Karetsu]

Ouch...That wound in my back is kinda bad eh?
Me take bobbit clothes and tie up da wound...

[lawmaster]

Pork look at thing and starts to hail it saying PLEASE KROM I NOT WORTHY BUT PLEASE FIX THE GIFT PLEASE

[Silverdream]

Does anyone have good stats for healing?

I start marching towards home.

[SnakeMittens]

Me follow dog whilst munchin on bobbits brains