ORK!

For all those games that happen to not be BrikWars

Moderators: Timedude, Olothontor

User avatar
knolli
Dimmy
Posts: 582
Joined: Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:30 am
Location: the world that never existed - home

Re: ORK!

Post by knolli » Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:06 am

Dog grabs the human fighter's body and puts it on the "thing", then he and Pork grab as much loot as they can carry: a barrel of booze, two long and two short swords and finally the body of the human leader. He had some good stuff.
With combined effort Big, Snork and Spork push the "thing" out of the barn and a bit down th path. The barn stands apart from the other buildings and the ground is still damp so the fire isn't spreading far.
Dork's slave is outside the barn and not in imminent danger. So Dork digs one bobbit free from the rubble near the door and drags it outside and away from the fire. It is older than the other captive and bleeding from several minor wounds but will survive.

Now every bobbit is on the move. Many have already flet the village but others are just about to leave. Some are actually trying to save as much of their property as they can or get the livestock to savety. A mother with two children wearing nightgowns is running for a stable. Nobody dares to come near the brute invaders.
Ross_Varn wrote:Knolli is awesome.

User avatar
lawmaster
Jaw-Jaw
Posts: 835
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:32 am

Re: ORK!

Post by lawmaster » Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:04 am

What about me sacrificing someone?
:studgod:

User avatar
knolli
Dimmy
Posts: 582
Joined: Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:30 am
Location: the world that never existed - home

Re: ORK!

Post by knolli » Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:47 am

knolli wrote:There are many bodies nearby, dead or dieing. But one of the human fighter would be the best sacrifice. Pork rather drags than carries the wounded fighter to next burning hay bale and with a "Krom, take sacrifice!" he gives the body to the flames.
You offered the human fighter to your god. He didn't reply.
Ross_Varn wrote:Knolli is awesome.

User avatar
Killer Karetsu
Galidor
Galidor
Posts: 1189
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:31 am
Location: Finland...boxing with polar bears :)

Re: ORK!

Post by Killer Karetsu » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:11 am

Me think we should go back to orc village. Me don't trust dose bobbits, dey be sneaky. Dey might get help from big umans.
NO!THERE ARE NO POLAR BEARS IN FINLAND!!!
Image

User avatar
Silverdream
Nice use of noise
Posts: 6080
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:33 pm
Location: Sweating like a guy in a basketball manga

Re: ORK!

Post by Silverdream » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:41 am

Killer Karetsu wrote:Me think we should go back to orc village. Me don't trust dose bobbits, dey be sneaky. Dey might get help from big umans.
Unless we kill dem first mon.

I do think we should go back to the Ork village though, no honour in slaying fleeing bobbits.
This sig is too fucking large: show anyway
Image lol j/k

User avatar
Tzan
Has anyone ever used those holes before?
Has anyone ever used those holes before?
Posts: 4802
Joined: Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:41 pm
Location: Boston

Re: ORK!

Post by Tzan » Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:18 pm

Silverdream wrote:I do think we should go back to the Ork village though, no honour in slaying fleeing bobbits.

I'm confused now. Yore an orc.... right?

Scottsman
Minifig
Posts: 250
Joined: Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:15 pm

Re: ORK!

Post by Scottsman » Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:51 pm

I go after a group of fleeing hobbits and try to capture them. They will make good slaves.
Image

User avatar
Silverdream
Nice use of noise
Posts: 6080
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:33 pm
Location: Sweating like a guy in a basketball manga

Re: ORK!

Post by Silverdream » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:41 pm

Tzan wrote:
Silverdream wrote:I do think we should go back to the Ork village though, no honour in slaying fleeing bobbits.

I'm confused now. Yore an orc.... right?
Yeah, sorry.

CHARGE THE BOBBITS AND EAT THEM!
This sig is too fucking large: show anyway
Image lol j/k

User avatar
lawmaster
Jaw-Jaw
Posts: 835
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:32 am

Re: ORK!

Post by lawmaster » Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:52 pm

Destroy bobbits with arrows and for each one dead scream THAT IS SACRIFICE KROM YOU BE PLEASED?
:studgod:

User avatar
SnakeMittens
Dimmy
Posts: 621
Joined: Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:21 am
Location: Somewhere.

Re: ORK!

Post by SnakeMittens » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:09 pm

De-kap-ih-taet each bobbit me can get aks at. Give heads to Dog for sakrifices.

User avatar
knolli
Dimmy
Posts: 582
Joined: Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:30 am
Location: the world that never existed - home

Re: ORK!

Post by knolli » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:31 am

Let the slaughter begin!
Pork climbs to a higher position and snipes bobbit after bobbit. Nearly every shot hits and leaves the target either crippled or dead. He shoots until he runs out of arrows. After every hit he shouts: "THAT IS SACRIFICE KROM YOU BE PLEASED?". Krom doesn't answer.
Dog stays back and guards the "thing" and the slaves. The cut on his back aches and hasn't stopped bleeding. He goes from body to body to check if they are still alive. If they are he drags them to the village square.
Dork, Snork, Spork and Big run of and chase a group of bobbitses that try to get to the savety of the woods. (8,1, 5, and 3 vs. 4,3,4, and 1). One of them stumbles. Dog is over him immediately, chopping it's head and eating it's flesh. The next one is caught by Spork. He really tries to hold back when he slaps it on the head. The bobbit stops moving and Spork carries him back to the village to the other ones. The remaining two try to shake off their pursuers in the cornfield. (11 and 15 vs. 1 and 28). Big is lost as soon as he enters the field, but Snoks senses are too keen. "Over there! Left! The other left!" he gives Big direction from behind. Finally Big nearly stumbles over them and the crops turn red. Bon appétit!But no matter hoiw much he eats, the strange stinging feeling in his chest where he had been hit wouldn't lessen. Snorks chops off the heads and goes back to the village.
By now Dog has found six more bobbitses still alive and tied them with rope and staps of cloth he has found.
That where the last ones. All the other bobbitses have flet to savety. There is a loud rumbling to be heared when the barn finally collapses.
Last edited by knolli on Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Ross_Varn wrote:Knolli is awesome.

User avatar
Killer Karetsu
Galidor
Galidor
Posts: 1189
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:31 am
Location: Finland...boxing with polar bears :)

Re: ORK!

Post by Killer Karetsu » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:55 am

Ouch...That wound in my back is kinda bad eh?
Me take bobbit clothes and tie up da wound...
NO!THERE ARE NO POLAR BEARS IN FINLAND!!!
Image

User avatar
lawmaster
Jaw-Jaw
Posts: 835
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:32 am

Re: ORK!

Post by lawmaster » Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:00 am

Pork look at thing and starts to hail it saying PLEASE KROM I NOT WORTHY BUT PLEASE FIX THE GIFT PLEASE
:studgod:

User avatar
Silverdream
Nice use of noise
Posts: 6080
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:33 pm
Location: Sweating like a guy in a basketball manga

Re: ORK!

Post by Silverdream » Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:09 pm

Does anyone have good stats for healing?

I start marching towards home.
This sig is too fucking large: show anyway
Image lol j/k

User avatar
SnakeMittens
Dimmy
Posts: 621
Joined: Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:21 am
Location: Somewhere.

Re: ORK!

Post by SnakeMittens » Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:19 pm

Me follow dog whilst munchin on bobbits brains

Post Reply