In the future everyone will have 15,000 minifigs

[Theblackdog]

From xkcd. Apparently, LEGO is also the world's largest tire manufacturer.

[motorhead fan]

well that sounds great

[Zahru II]

here's hope they don't gain sentience

[motorhead fan]

well if sentience is what i think it is that could make battles happen by themselves which means we would be out of the job of killing them

[Apollyon]

But what if they turn on us?

[motorhead fan]

well then ill invent a kind of flamenukemachinggun and turn them all to ash

[Ben-Jammin]

Remember what the almighty rule tome says:

A band of minifigs could survive for years on a good-sized human heart.

[Zupponn]

But what if they turn on us?

Step on them.

[Silverdream]

But what if they turn on us?

Step on them.

Or send in motorhead fan's dog.

[mgb519]

Or use the universal solution.

[Ben-Jammin]

But what if they turn on us?

Step on them.

Or send in motorhead fan's dog.

What about Dilanski's dad?

[Silverdream]

Or use the universal solution.

This?

[Bragallot]

If minifigs were dangerous to humans, I would have died approximately 9999 times by now.

[Zupponn]

Or use the universal solution.

This?

booty bothered.

[motorhead fan]

But what if they turn on us?

Step on them.

Or send in motorhead fan's dog.

just so everyone knows, he is a labrador who's previous owner was possibly a drug dealer who might have given him a few

and now my dog is the strongest fattest heaviest labrador ever seen, who can still jump up to my Dads head height