Message from Sigmund Weisswelt to the Leaders of Nehellenium

[Silverdream]

This is Captain Lahm, his staff and two of his guards. Captain Lahm was first promoted to Captain when he was twenty years old. He first fought in the Bavarian Civil War under Admiral Ludendorff, where a small force were able to destroy a much larger Soviet fleet. Since then, he's fought in every war and most major engagements Bavaria's fought in. He is a Bavarian national hero, and was almost made Polemarch of the Navy.

[Apollyon]

This is so funny if you pretend Sigmud spoke like Borat...

[mercury19]

The Captain will represent the Avokhan Empire in these proceedings.


For his outfit, it's a tan military-ish body with black arms hands and legs. Black head, a brown fedora, and a chainsword, preferably attached to his back. If possible, gold chainsaw with black handle. No guns, just the sword.

I think this will be interesting, regardless of participation.

[Zupponn]

cooperate for the greater good.

[DeltaV]

I, Bastian Armadeus, leader of the Madasses, will attend the business picnic, to discuss important matters, like arms. I'll use my own mode of transportation, though leaving tends to make quite a mess. I'll inform you on it if you deem it necessary.

I could send him with weaponry, but all of his weps are quite big. So he will be using his fists instead, should the opportunity or necessity arise.

[Scribonius]

Greetings, Lord Minister Weisswelt, I am Baron Nimiskiv, Ambassadorial representative from ze world ov Ironpiece, Homeworld of the Gnomish Space Alliance. Ve accept your invitation to zis intergalactic summit. Ve are fairly new onto ze scene of intergalactic politics, having in ze past been concerned mostly vit trade und development of our own system.

Joining me vill be Major Zezzik Von Neustrom, representing ze Gnomish Space Marines, und my personal Chef, Irving "Crazyman" Zellmin. Ve look forward to meeting vit you and ze other Emissaries.

[Zupponn]

Are the Gnomes related to the Space Dorfs?

[Scribonius]

Are the Gnomes related to the Space Dorfs?

Speak not to us of ze Space Dorfs. Ve are Gnomes, not Dorfs. Mayhaps there is a common ancestor centuries back, but ve like to think our beards are more stylish and less... expansive. Besides, zey are more into gold whereas we like gems and various transparent elements. Also, ve have tanks and our Giant Hamster cavalry, zey seem to prefer bikes, trikes, and more beards...

[alphafalcon541]

The ESF Empire shall also attend (pics tomorrow).

[Itxi]

How long do I have to prepare for this? Seems like a good way to introduce my faction.

On a side-note how does this actually work? Do I send actual minifig in the post, do I describe him and you make a copy? I'm completely new to the concept of forum battles.

[loafofcheese]

Captain Max Schumacher will represent the Kurri Kurri Top Dogs- he's the one in the centre.

[Coriolanus]

A representative from my faction will be arriving shortly, once I get the main thread for the faction posted (hopefully sometime this weekend.)

[alphafalcon541]

Itxi, you just show a picture, with forum battles the author of it builds all the factions with his lego collection

[Itxi]

Had a feeling that was the case, thanks for clarifying

[Coriolanus]

Because of the great importance our leadership places on this conference, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Sullivan Buckborne, will personally be in attendance.

Buncombian leadership views this as an excellent opportunity feel out the political situation and seek out potential allies and would like to express deep appreciation to the Emperor for graciously hosting this conference.