A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 2

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A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 2

Post by Arkbrik » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:06 pm

Soundtrack

Bavarian Scientists - Zahru II

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The Mechanik, Intern and Rocket Surgeon gather up their new creations.

"Hey Rocket Surgeon, can't you grab another gun and turn it super cool?"

"No you silly dilettantes, if I put down this gun it will lose all of its enhancements. That's elementary Rocket Surgery knowledge."

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"Can't you at least help us carry the other guns?"

"Such menial tasks! Hardly worthy of a genius such as mine."

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The Rocket Surgeon and his underli - er, colleagues take the stairs to the second floor, while Emma Fremdliebe and the Medik head for the balcony. Fremdliebe prepares a response action.

Bavarian Army - Silverdream

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The army Mechanik digs into the container of loose bricks on the balcony.

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He constructs a small but heavily armed vehicle.

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The two soldiers take the stairs to the roof.

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On the roof is already Wilhelm Krupp and the third soldier.

"Trattorians..."

"What, Kapitän?"

"Those young upstart Trattorians! They are so soft! They need to eat more. Good, wholesome food like bratwursts and sauerkrauts. Not... whatever it is they eat. Spaghetti? Kimchi? Pwnie dust?"

"...Kapitän, does military decorum really demand that I respond to everything you say?"

"Yes, private."

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Meanwhile the Bagger 28H8 rumbles towards the Raskolnikov forces, revving its sawblade.

Stolid Stake - Theblackdog

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Stolid Stake sneaks up the wall, waiting for the right moment. To pass the time he dials a random frequency on his codek radio.

"This is Stolid Stake... Your reply please."

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"This is Vergilius Raskolnikov! Who are you? Why are communicating on a classified frequency?"

"Raskolnikov, huh? Listen. We need to take down these PMKs before they drain the entire war economy."

"PMKs?"

"Private Military Kontractors. They make warfaring nations pay them large sums of money; money which could have been used to develop new weapons of war. This creates a downward spiral where the nations become more and more dependant on PMKs, until - "

"Stolid Stake, this is Colonel Kernel! Why are you sharing classified information with a foreign party?"

"Colonel, I am networking!"

"I said this was a wetwork mission, not network!"

"I am Vergilius Raskolnikov and I do not appreciate being prank called! Goodbye!" *click*

Vergilius Raskolnikov - motorhead fan

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Raskolnikov's tank moves forwards and prepares to fire.

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But it misses its intended mercenary target, blowing apart some of the wall instead.

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The soldier gets 360 noscope headshotted by Azaira Mayakovsky however. First blood!

"I do what a tankan't!"

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A hail of bullets from the army's right flank takes down another mercenary.

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Fremdliebe response fires on a Raskolnikov soldier, but her shot pings off his helmet.

Mercenaries - NPC - Currently loyal to Bavarian Army & Bavarian Scientists

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The mercenaries rush to the gate to defend against Raskolnikov's army.

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One fires and kills an enemy soldier.

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Kills & Deaths

Bavarian Army - Silverdream
Kills: 0
Units left: 7/7

Bavarian Scientists - Zahru II
Kills: 0
Units left: 5/5

Stolid Stake - Theblackdog
Kills: 0
Units left: 1/1

Vergilius Raskolnikov - motorhead fan
Kills: 2
Units left: 11/12

Mercenaries - NPC
Kills: 1
Units left: 6/8 + 8/8 reserves

Treasure Standing

Bavarian Army & Bavarian Scientists: 2
Stolid Stake: 0
Vergilius Raskolnikov: 0
Unclaimed: 1

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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 2

Post by Zahru II » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:24 pm

Man, Silva and I are on the same wavelength!
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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 2

Post by Quantumsurfer » Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:15 pm

Arkbrik, you're my fucking hero, man. In this case, for the following reasons:

The upside down minifig digging through stuff bit is visually funny.

Yes, Kapitan.

"I do what a tankan't!"

Everything about the Rocket Surgeon.

And I had that soundtrack song on a burned cd a long time ago. I could never remember the name of it or of the artist. So thanks for that.

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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 2

Post by Bragallot » Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:26 pm

Zahru II wrote:Man, Silva and I are on the same wavelength!
Is that a good thing?
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Kommander Ken wrote:
Mon Dec 28, 2020 9:04 pm
Wtf is this thread?

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Re: A Final Weapon That's Totally Great - Turn 2

Post by BrickSyd » Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:17 am

Bragallot wrote:
Zahru II wrote:Man, Silva and I are on the same wavelength!
Is that a good thing?
This spells disaster for one of them.

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