Operation Dominion's Call

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Operation Dominion's Call

Post by cleanupcrew » Sun Aug 24, 2014 3:24 pm

Location: White House, Wash-a-ton DC
Time: August 15, 2014; 2:26 pm
Description: Operation Dominion’s Call briefing

Attendance:
  • President B’lack Obama, USA
  • President Misa Kuroki, Trattoria
  • Lord Prime Minister Arthur Wellesley, Britannia
  • Lord Hearcer Kronus, Scythia
  • Chief Executor Ivan Leopold, Assyria
  • Fourth Space Lord Retragon, Praetoria (teleconferencing)

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President Obama: I have assembled you all, the leaders of NATO’s superpowers and veto powers, for a final briefing on Operation Dominion’s Call.
President Kuroki: Soon, our ships will reach Bavaria and we will finally eliminate the Third Alliance menace once and for all.
Lord Hearcer: Thusly the AN-TA conflict will finally end and allow us to refocus our resources on the true galactic priority, the Immortal War.

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Space Lord Retragon: I apologize for not being able to attend in person, but I need to sort out the logistics and coordination of our fleets from Staging System Juno.
Prime Minister Wellesley: We would demand an apology for your tardiness and unresponsiveness first. The irresponsible manner in which you have handled the final battle of the AN-TA War deserves reproach and—
Space Lord Retragon: I assure you that I have been hard at work trying to—
President Obama: That’s enough. Let us settle the issue of the Praetorians’ inefficiency later. For now, we must focus on the operation at hand. Admiral Retragon, the fleets are ready now, correct?

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Space Lord Retragon: I can confirm that all fleets are ready. Fleet admirals, please report in.

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“This is Second Prince Herschel el Britannia reporting in from the Camlann.”

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“This is Trattorian Naval Chief of Staff Admiral Xia reporting in from the Perspicacity.”

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“This is Assyrian Admiral Liora reporting in from the Lethe.”

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“This is Scythian Lord Admiral Clemens reporting in from the Zeus.”

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“This is USA Admiral Harris Jr. reporting in from the USS Eisenpower."

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“And of course myself, Fourth Space Lord Retragon and Supreme Commander of NATO Forces, reporting in from the HEMS Infallible.”

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Space Lord Retragon: Switching to tactical view, we have here a rough outline of Operation Dominion’s Call.

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Space Lord Retragon: Trattorian and Praetorian forces will convene with the Assyrian fleets at Staging System Juno while the USA Eisenpower carrier group organizes at Staging System Sword. They will then slog the long way along trade routes until they convene at the Mid-Point Jump Beacon, where we’ll use the stolen Der Vorsprung (courtesy of the Trattorians) to warp to our destination in 0.00017 seconds, bypassing all anti-FTL measures. The Britannian, Scythian, and Polonian fleets will gather at Portsmouth in the Grey Sector and launch directly towards Bavaria.

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Space Lord Retragon: Of course, we should not underestimate our foe. Bavaria has pulled support from the Pan-Germania region, members of the Third Alliance, and some miscellaneous new factions. Of note are Bavaria’s home defenses, the superpower Venice, and the rapidly growing navy of Luchardsko. We must also consider the strong motive and homefield advantage of the Bavarians, as well as any surprises or superweapons that they could pull on us. Nonetheless, as the unity of three superpowers and three veto powers, I am confident in our victory.

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Space Lord Retragon: The time has come when action rather than speech is required. We will set our eyes on Bavaria, their homeworld, and finally crush the kraut Third Alliance threat. Animus in consulendo liber!
Everyone: Animus in consulendo liber!

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Re: Operation Dominion's Call

Post by Quantumsurfer » Sun Aug 24, 2014 3:30 pm

Impressive work. I look forward to this slugfest.

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Re: Operation Dominion's Call

Post by Brikguy0410 » Sun Aug 24, 2014 3:33 pm

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Re: Operation Dominion's Call

Post by Zahru II » Sun Aug 24, 2014 3:40 pm

That's pretty sweet indeed and subtle as well.
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Re: Operation Dominion's Call

Post by Theblackdog » Sun Aug 24, 2014 6:16 pm

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Your computer is fucked.

On a side note, I like the iPhone map table trick.
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Re: Operation Dominion's Call

Post by Silverdream » Sun Aug 24, 2014 7:47 pm

Thank you based colette.
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Re: Operation Dominion's Call

Post by Vami IV » Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:31 pm

This shall be the microspace battle to end all microspace battles.

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Re: Operation Dominion's Call

Post by Silent-sigfig » Sun Aug 24, 2014 10:42 pm

Pretty cool but you messed up Obama's speech patterns so 2/10
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Re: Operation Dominion's Call

Post by cleanupcrew » Sun Aug 24, 2014 10:52 pm

Silent-sigfig wrote:Pretty cool but you messed up Obama's speech patterns so 2/10
Damn, can't please everyone I guess.

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Re: Operation Dominion's Call

Post by Vami IV » Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:36 pm

Colette wrote:
Silent-sigfig wrote:Pretty cool but you messed up Obama's speech patterns so 2/10
Damn, can't please everyone I guess.
There had to be at least two lies, some bitching about other countries and administrations, and Republicans being little whores in the background.

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Re: Operation Dominion's Call

Post by Gorthaff » Sun Aug 31, 2014 1:19 pm

Holy mother of Jesus! Thats a lot of dreadnoughts. This is gonna either blow up your compuiter, or be the battle to end them all.
I couldn't come up with anything smart, original or funny, so <=THIS=> is what you get.
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Re: Operation Dominion's Call

Post by motorhead fan » Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:18 pm

Is Bavaria even a superpower?

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Re: Operation Dominion's Call

Post by Gorthaff » Wed Sep 03, 2014 4:08 pm

Strangely not according to the wiki. But Venice is. Hellios might also be, although I would object.
I couldn't come up with anything smart, original or funny, so <=THIS=> is what you get.
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Re: Operation Dominion's Call

Post by Duerer » Sun Oct 19, 2014 3:24 pm

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Re: Operation Dominion's Call

Post by Zahru II » Sun Oct 19, 2014 3:41 pm

This might not have been the intention but I bursted out in laughter after reading the last line, because the last syllable of Kajfasz literally means dick in Hungarian.
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