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Aetheros - Bragallot
Sparks fly out of Aetheros' body as the ancient wyrm regains footing. Unfortunately id doesn't deal enough damage to harm anyone.
Aetheros grabs the Jarl...
... and hurls it towards Gallikronn and Isabella, in hopes of knocking them down.
Alas, range is short and the Jarl lands with a loud thud in the midst of enemy ranks.
Aetheros: 'THESE UNDEAD ARE WEAK AND HARDLY WORTH THE EFFORT.'
Aetheros, still a little sore begins to stretch his wings and moves towards his draconic brethren. As he passes by, he swipes the rightmost skeleton squad with his tail, killing 2 and disrupting the rest for this turn.
Pizzaro D'Oros - Silverdream
Pizzaro: 'It is time to use my special technique! I turned the tide of numerous battles with this!'
Pizzaro: 'FLYING-'
Pizzaro: 'PIZZAaaaaaAAAH!'
Whatever this secret technique was, Pizzaro fumbled it royally and falls down mid-execution of it. He gets disrupted and loses his other action for the round.
Swordsmen, aided by crossbowmen, take out 2 black orks.
The other squad crushes the lone surviving orkboy from the previous round.
The Iron Jarl - lawmaster
Cultists load the catapult...
... and fire!
Even though the payload would be devastating against infantry, it doesn't even scratch the wyrm's hide.
Aetheros: 'FOOLS! THAT BARELY EVEN TICKLED!'
The Iron Jarl: 'I'm glad to hear that, monster-'
Aetheros: 'WHAT!?'
The Iron Jarl: '- as I was afraid that you might not be able to feel - '
The Iron Jarl : '- THIS!'
Aetheros: 'RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!'
The diverson caused by the catapult allowed the Jarl to leap up and clip the wing of Aetheros, who loses his ability to fly.
Sadly the Jarl cannot control his momentum and plummets to the ground, losing 1 hp from the fall.
Skeletons hack down 2 orks.
Isabella and Gallikronn - Scratch
Gallikronn and Isabella swoop down to the riflemen. Gallikronn had the bizarre thought of recruiting so-called "blue-collar construction workers", however another alien idea dismissed the notion as he was reminded that they are on a perpetual lunch break,
Gallikronn knocks over a squad of riflemen then gores their leader.
Falx Commander Esteban - Silent-sigfig
Esteban's troops join the battle and take down 4 enemy units in total.
Esteban: 'You're a joke, Pizzaro! Switching sides, and then resorting to petty speech tactics!'
Esteban: 'A real commander fights in the forefront and doesn't waste air on empty words!'
Thus Esteban charges in and hacks down a swordsman.
Riflemen fire at Gallikronn but fail to harm him. Slayers realize they can't attack flyers, so they decide to lynch Pizzaro. Thankfully his armor rolls save him from damage.
Overview and kills:
Bragallot - 3
Silverdream - 3
Scratch - 6
Silent-sigfig - 7
lawmaster - 2
Send orders for turn 3!
