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[Bragallot]

Too soon.

[Silent-sigfig]

Thread score: 9/11

[Tzan]

Thread score: 9/11

[Zupponn]

I know this guy has many plans to foil,
so should we make the ZMC like Big Oil?

[Ham]

I always knew Wonderwall was a terrorist plot.
Also here's a rhyme because I am out of the loop and forgot.

[Tzan]

OASIS has some good ideas. ~ Piltogg

[loafofcheese]

Okay it's the Strayan emperor on the mic again
Tryin to play at the politics like they killed my friend
A declaration of war is one of our desires
Let's hope that this ends in a big fuckin fire

[lordintype]

Am I the only one who has realized that they complained about the other factions killing peaches who are helpless but then killed a minifigure who was helpless ?

[mercury19]

As brikwarriors, it is assumed we notice these things, as brikwars exists partially to make fun of the world around us.

[Warhead]

Hmm, now I'm up to speed on this issue: I can get behind the idea of Peach Fanatics wishing to fight in this way. The Peach Liberation Army was probably brutally put down shortly after their rebellion started. Their purpose was to cause havoc and allow the Immortals to gain an advantage. They never seriously thought or planned that the Peach dupes would succeed. Either way they fulfilled their function in tying down Brikverse resources, time and manpower. This could easily be the resulting bitter aftermath.

[Vami IV]

Hmm, now I'm up to speed on this issue: I can get behind the idea of Peach Fanatics wishing to fight in this way. The Peach Liberation Army was probably brutally put down shortly after their rebellion started. Their purpose was to cause havoc and allow the Immortals to gain an advantage. They never seriously thought or planned that the Peach dupes would succeed. Either way they fulfilled their function in tying down Brikverse resources, time and manpower. This could easily be the resulting bitter aftermath.

>//TRADUCO A INGLES
>//UNO MOMENTO POR FAVOR//
>//COMPLETO//
>//BEGIN ARTICLE//
*Sigh*
I wish I had better news for you, HQ. I'll make this long and painful story short: The Venetians are not military leaders. I'm not sure this "El Presidente" knows what the fuck he's doing, but it's obvious that mothballing most of the fucking military is a pretty bad idea.

I have these motherfucking Explosionists falling out of my ass over here. Thankfully, they don't have much in the way of a navy, so our boys in space have stopped the spread of these peach bastards, but I'm afraid that's pretty much all they can do. It's pretty grim over here, and I'm sinking every resource into preventing Bengayzi from falling into Peach Hands.

What HAS fallen into PLA hands (May our dark lord Brikthulhu skullfuck them forever in Hell) has seen major resistance from our forces that couldn't get out in time and the loyal citizens of the Empire. Needless to say, the PLA has been drenching their new domains in blood. They call themselves the "Space Moors."

This will not stand.

I wish I had better news. I really do.
>//END//

[Warhead]

It's always good to see a customer putting our weapons to good use.