Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 1

[stubby]

Agreed. I'll be drafting Overwatch as solvess's Understudy.

[Natalya]

Do you want orders for the Vladtron forces?

[stubby]

Pretty soon - I just finished sending out a bunch of secret faction army briefings; I'm putting together the Vladtron ones now. You'll get a PM with your unit list and stats.

[Brikguy0410]

well i dident get a briefing

[Overwatch_Elite]

well i dident get a briefing

But what does it mean?

[stubby]

well i dident get a briefing

Yeah, you're one of the VladTron ones. Hold your horses.

[IVhorseman]

Oh shit, I can't believe I didn't find this thread until now. Shows how often I check the forum battles sub-forum

I guess just rinse and repeat of my last orders? I haven't made it to the wall yet and I don't have anything fancy for IVascus to do except make fun of the commies tagging along with my dudes. Even if I could really, REALLY use the support.

Split my forces roughly in two, with the half including Stalin's dudes heading to the main gate and the smaller half hopping over the carriage wreckage and grabbing cover where they can.

[stubby]

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FACTION ACTIVATED: ORCS

ORCS
Player: Silverdream

ORC KING (Leader): "What! Humans on front lawn!?"

TWO-HAMMER (Hero): "Humans fighting for crown of Humanland. Me take care of this. Shaman! You know what do!"

The Shaman indeed knows what do. The shaman casts druid flame onto a catapult's payload, along with a message for the trespassing Humans.


SECONDARY FACTION ACTIVATED: SHITGOATS

SHITGOATS
Player: Overwatch_Elite



The Orcs aren't the only ones alerted by the Human army thundering past - these trees are infested with Shitgoats!



Shitgoats have the uncanny ability to create projectiles from the shit they're coated with. Will this spell doom for the heavy cavalry charging below?



Unfortunately, the Shaman's spell has gone awry. Instead of blowing up Humans, the catapult has killed the Shitgoat named Vami 589, and set some of the shit on fire.

As the catapult fire explodes, a magik voice booms out with an ominous message for the Humans:

PROJECTILE: "We iz da Orks. We hav u suroundead. Join us or die."

The corpse of Vami 589 falls on one of the knights, but he manages to Parry the corpse with his shield. Now his shield is covered in shit.

PROJECTILE: "Also Two-Hammer best king!"

The Shitgoats have only one logical response to this series of events, and work together to pack their shit into a shitty creation.



It's a shrine to Overwatch_Elite!

VAMI 519: "Overwatch_Elite is the greatest!"

VAMI 23: "I concur!"

VAMI 701: "I also concur +1!"

VAMI AF: "good good good good good"

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[stubby]

VladTron forces will be up next, although I still haven't finished sending out faction stats. You won't have much to do yet since the Rainbowists are still a turn or two away, but I'll be ready for orders as soon as I get the stats to you.

[Zahru II]

Yup, Overwatch having a cult of personality by shitmongering vamis is fairly accurate.

[Apollyon]

I wonder if the orks are as doomed as in every other medievuuul game ?

[Vami IV]

Just so you know, I'm still gonna control the Garrison.

Also, was it Overwatch's choice to name the Shitgoats after me, or did I hit a nerve?

[Zahru II]

I wonder if the orks are as doomed as in every other medievuuul game ?

Hey, I'm pretty sure they won at least TWO times over the years!

[BFenix]

Not really melodic, but power metal nonetheless.

This is gonna be

[stubby]

was it Overwatch's choice to name the Shitgoats after me, or did I hit a nerve?

Yup, Overwatch having a cult of personality by shitmongering vamis is fairly accurate.

The preferred term is "poopsmithing."

If I'm remembering right, this is the first time Overwatch has ever played in a BrikWars game. I think he's a natural, you can't argue with these results.