Battle Report from the depths of time

[Nimja]

I played Brikwars a few years before I came on these forums. I generally played with my little brother.

Anyways, yesterday, As i went about clearing out my desk drawers, I found an old notebook with a battle report! Of course, there are no pictures - this was a battle from 3 or 4 years ago!I'll add notes in red.

The Shark mafia (A group of disorganized Figs led by a shark-headed hero ) and the Space Ninja mafia (As before, led by a DSM with a pink helmet-He appeared a lot in my battles) had been quarreling(!), And so were fighting thier champions in the Arena (This was a small coloseum. Imagine the theater in Pompeii. If it had a raduis of about 3 inches and was rainbow colored.).The two champions enetered.

And Moved in.

The Bluehead mafia (Led by a guy with a blue head; this may have been a blue helmet, or wad a blue 1 x 1 brik for a head) cheered, becuase thier two greatest enemies were beating the crap out of each other.

The Space ninja tried to shoot and jump at the shark....and failed.
The Shark did a jumping attack...and missed also.
The Ninja got up, tried to airslash his foe.
The shark attacked, but was ineffectual.
The Ninja tripped, but managed to throw his sword, which was matrix-dodged.
The shark missed(AGAIN)
and was stabbed by the NInja.
The mafias mobbed the place
The poice shot into the crowd, killing one guy, from the Space Ninja mafia.
they then charged, killing a bluehead mafia guy in the process.
The alien policeman fell off a perch.
The Ninja Mafia attacked the skeleton police. "You cannot kill what is already dead,"laughed the skeleton.
The Ninja himself tried to kick off a Shark Mafia guy,killing a killer ant. (We had a guy who had no weapons, instead, he controlled a bunch of killer ants)
The alien got kicked under (Whatever the means)
The report ends here. My brother probably got bored with playing.Probably.




EDIT:WTF, why is Note Book wordfiltered to anal orfice??

[Overwatch_Elite]

What were you doing looking inside of an anal notebook?

[stubby]

As i went about clearing out my drawers, I found an old anal notebook with a battle report! Of course, there are no pictures

EDIT:WTF, why is Note Book yo ho hoed to anal orfice??

Because of lines like that one! I think you just answered your own question.

[Zahru II]

I have no flipping idea what's going on with all these ford wilters.

[Bragallot]

cults d a p p e r (what happened to sophisticated?) intriguing homeschooled politician politician trianglist

[stubby]

What the heck? d a p p e r got un-buttplugged? I'll fix this

edit: fix'd

[Bragallot]

Find me the infidel that did this. They will suffer for this outrage.

[Overwatch_Elite]

Find me the infidel that did this. They will suffer for this outrage.

assalamualaikum brother

[Bluefog]

A battle report with no pictures, awesome.

[Nimja]

A battle report with no pictures, awesome.

I prefer to think of it as "a battle report with a tty interface"

[Bluefog]

I prefer to think of it as: "scroll, scroll, scroll - no pics - BORING"

...but to each their own.

[SwedesInSpace]

agreed.

[piltogg]

tldr