My two friends came out with their old legos to try out Brickwars. I'm starting out at the edge of the table and suppose to capture the Disney Castle....
My troops are stacked up behind my armor, ready to move up to pacify the noobs.
My support my tank is moving up on the left flank to give cover for the soft skinned artillery transports. Meanwhile, the lead artillery transport fires their anti-armor missile battery at Homer, on his three headed dog. His fate is sealed........ My friend's RUSSIAN MOB is massing behind the crashed shuttle, waiting to pounce.
My friend's gun lizard, and my other friend's CHODE tank destroyer are waiting to strike at my mechanized column. Moreover, there are masses of infantry ready assault the incoming attackers.
They're doing the best they can, but they call out for troops to give them assistance on the right flank.
The CHODE takes a glancing shot at my support tank. Then the support tank fires an AP round straight past Cheech, the POT MASTER.
Some Russian scum managed to hop on top of the tank and popped open the hatch, my two crewmen might be in trouble. All this is happening, the CHODE is making missing blows at my tank.
I desperately allocate riflemen to the left flank. I kill some on his mobsters, and their KEVLAR armor gives them protection from rifle fire from the hill.
The artillery crew is running for the hills, those mobsters took control of the 90mm. Millhouse?.....
An enemy rifleman with a RPG is trying to blast my troops, let me return the favor (however, we keep missing each other).
The ambush opens up, luckily, my tanks have reactive armor and are saved from the initial onslaught of AT weapons from ground troops, and the GUN LIZARD. The casualties are mounting up.....
Lizard hops on top of my tank, clawing away the hatch, but my tank destroyer fires 8 anti-tank rockets at it, killing it the following turn.
I'm tired of this donkey shit, the tank destroyer fires a 130mm round through the house, ripping the other rifleman on the other side to shreds.
The mobsters fired the captured 90mm right into my guys, along with the aid with rocket troopers, killing a good chunk of them. On the far side, the remaining artillery transport sped around and the sniper took a pot shot at their leader, killing a minion instead of him. The support tank fires its main gun after the crew shot the remaining two intruders. The main gun from the support tank is accurate, but the leader takes a red shirt and throws him into the line of fire.
End of the line, I'm surrounded, the game is over. I lost 70 percent of my ground forces, along with my main battle tank.
The CHODE..... Is the killer of tanks, the killer of armies, and your worst nightmare.
lol j/k
