Our agents have intercepted reports that an elite squadron of Kamikazi Pwnies known as the Wünderbolts are being transferred to the NATO forces attacking the system of Waldheim. If the Wünderbolts are allowed to join the NATO force on Waldheim, their corruption will be spread throughout the system. Captain Fury, you and your squadron are ordered to intercept and eliminate this threat at all costs. Our Bavarian allies have deployed one of their new HO-669 fighter bombers to assist you. Godspeed.
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Captain Fury: "All ships, spread out and engage at your discretion. The Pwnies are our first priority, but any other hostiles in the area are to be considered corrupt and eliminated."
Buzz Harley: "Hard copy. Time to turn and burn!"
Captain Fury: "..."
Jagdwaffel Leutenant: "Ja. Weapons hot."
T.L.A. transport pilot: "Copy that. The commando team is ready to deploy."
Rainbow Crash: "Oh look, some new friends. I wonder if they'll play with us?"
Britannian Landship Captain: "All fighters, don't let those bastards through. We'll provide support fire from the ground."
Britannian Flight Leader: "Copy that. All pilots, engage the enemy at full thrust."
Lieutenant Flashheart: "Yes, sir!"
Captain Fury maneuvers to fly straight past the enemy squadron...
...Then uses his vernier jets to spin his plane on its axis and open fire on the pwnie formation.
Rainbow Crash makes a heroic dive for cover, but two other pwnies are slaughtered and the last one is wounded. Overkill damage hits the Britannian Meteor.
Buzz Harley: "I feel the need... the need for D!"
Buzz creates a Danger Zone to respond to potential attacks.
The Bavarian pilot charges straight for the Landship, hoping to disable its heavy steam gatling before it can pose a threat to the TA squadron. Unfortunately, his rockets miss.
The transport drops to low level and moves up, looking for a good place to deploy its troop complement.
The Britannian flight leader moves to attack Buzz, and quickly learns why you don't enter the Danger Zone. Buzz Harley dives on him from directly overhead, strafing his plane with gauss cannon fire.
The flight leader gets his chance to fire back as Buzz pulls out of his dive. Despite having a clear shot up Buzz's tailpipe, he rolls a 1 for accuracy as his heavy steam gatling hits everything but the target. Buzz seems oddly disappointed.
Lord Flashheart moves up and creates a Danger Zone.
The pwnies attack the T.L.A. transport. The surviving Wünderbolts mook attempts to kamikazi the plane but only does enough damage to banhammer himself.
Rainbow Crash tears through the cockpit and rips the pilot's head off.
With a heroic feat, she aims the transport at Captain Fury's fighter, which amazingly survives the glancing impact with no damage.
The pilotless transport crash-lands, spilling Disrupted jump commandos from the rear hatch.
The Mosquito creates a Danger Zone.
The Blenheim targets Captain Fury for the other planes.
The Land Destroyer fires its heavy steam gatling at Buzz for 2 points of damage.
lol j/k
