The Military of Trattoria

[Kaplan]

What is OP?

Original Post

Example 1:

Dude shields are OP you can't use those

Example 2:
- The Great Uniter is meant to be ultra OP, so he won't be in any battles
Source: http://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Avokhan_Empire

Original Post??? What does it mean? I didn't understand.

Oh, sorry. Means OverPowered

Thanks

[Maverick]

Ya welcome.

[Zupponn]

OP can be both Original Post or Overpowered depending on the context.

[cleanupcrew]

Location: Known International Space Mafia hideout ("Squiddy's Pit Stop" franchise), Planet El Camino, Galicia System, K'desian Space Ninja Empire


A K'desian hovercraft arrives at the hideout.


K'desian Major Adelmo: Underboss "3 Fingers Mallone", my name is Major Adelmo, and I humbly request that you help me please. I heard you busted a Trattorian freighter transiting K'desian space with some medical supplies onboard. You're my last hope!
Underboss 3 Fingers Mallone: You've never come around here before, Major. You led the K'desian police all these years, hunting down my men and trying to boot my Famiglia out of K'desia. If you trusted the police all these years, then surely you can trust the doctors instead of looking towards us.
Major Adelmo: Please, my wife is sick with Stage III Nega-Radiation Poisoning and its treatment is very advanced and expensive. I tried getting a travel visa to Trattoria but it costs 775 CP and they failed my background check. Assyria placed economic sanctions on K'desia for using negablox and the USA government denied my compassionate use application for their experimental medicine. I have nowhere else to turn!
Underboss 3 Fingers Mallone: How do you think my men's wives felt when your police jailed or gunned them down? Why should I treat you any different?
Major Adelmo: Please, I'll do anything you ask!
The Underboss pauses for a moment.


Underboss 3 Fingers Mallone: Now, I don't want any more of my Famiglia getting hurt, so I'm doing this for them, not you, and not your wife. I'll give you some of the Trattorian medicine shit we found, and in exchange, I want you to pledge your police force's eternal, undying loyalty to the Space Mafia.
Major Adelmo: As I said, I will do anything to save...




AI Pascal-8704 reports a successful enforcement of Trattorian intellectual property law and the prevention of unauthorized medical patent violation. Returning to staging base on Unicité.

Introducing the Trattorian Pascal-class drone. Outfitted with an advanced AI capable of 10 petaflops, advanced sensor suites that work from orbital ranges and across EM wavelengths, and hypersonic scramjets, the Pascal incorporates some of the latest in-vogue technologies available to Trattoria while still keeping costs low enough for mass-production.


The Pascal drones also features a small VTOL engine for hovering and maneuvering, two Gatling guns, and a primary armament of four smart missiles. Each smart missile is outfitted with onboard targeting computers, essentially ensuring that the Pascal never misses even when flying at hypersonic velocities.


Although the Trattorian government has treated the Armed Forces as a meat-grinder for society's academically unable and thus has historically withheld technology from the Armed Forces, the Science Department expressed its wish to incorporate some Tek Level 7 hardware into military vehicles in order to better achieve certain critical strategic objectives and intimidate other enemy nations. Thus, the Pascal represents a vast improvement over conventional, manned Trattorian fighters.

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Stats:
The onboard AI has 2d10 skill, while each smart missile has its own 1d10 skill. The drone can fly either 0-6" with unlimited maneuvering, or 48" in a straight line. When the drone goes hypersonic, a -8 motion skill penalty applies to both the drone's attacks and attacks against the drone.

EDIT: In space, there's a 0-24" unlimited maneuvering option due to no air resistance. Still working out the details

[Silverdream]

Nice. They seem to be pretty close to real drones.

[Brikguy0410]

(waits for accidental destruction of civilan targets to begin) http://www.mintpressnews.com/u-s-drones ... 47/199391/

[Honore]

let there be war

[loafofcheese]

Colette, your drones are bloody amazing, but isn't 2d10 skill a bit high?

[BFenix]

Those look pretty good, Colette. You can put some fine details in them thanks to the size.


Trattoria's version of the MURDERHOBO. I reduced the font size so Scythe doesn't remember this

[The Shadowscythe]

Those look pretty good, Colette. You can put some fine details in them thanks to the size.


Trattoria's version of the MURDERHOBO. I reduced the font size so Scythe doesn't remember this

Pascal -vs- the Murderhobo?

Jaysus h. Christ I think I just had a nerdgasm.

Not just from the violence, but from the sheer comedy of it all.

+AI PASCAL identified target drone+beginning offensive operations+

~FUCK YOU YAH WEE GNAERLY CHUD BUGGER WHERE YAH BE HIDING MAH WEE MEN~IMMA GONNA WEAR YAH ARSE FOR A HAT~

[Lasers intensify]

[loafofcheese]

Even brikguy trolls better than this.

[Vami IV]

Even Colette trolls better than this.

[Natalya]

Actually, I think it was a pretty good troll. Considering:




It looks like brikguy won again.

brikguy: 1
the rest of you dumb motherfuckers: 0

This is a recurring trend. Once again, brikguy shows everyone that he's one step ahead of the rest of you.

[Vami IV]

Brikguy for Forum Socrates.

[Zahru II]

Now after this brief interlude of utterly pointless babble, let's try and steer the thread back on track, shall we?

(translator's note - further shitposting is going to be axed)