From New Greece to the Brikverse

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From New Greece to the Brikverse

Post by Legomc » Tue May 19, 2015 4:12 pm

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"Hello, my name is Πίτερ Ρόμπινσον, president of The Republic of New Greece. You can call me Peter."

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"I have noticed that there is a "bit" of racist in the 'verse, and that is highly unacceptable."

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"Here in TRONG we believe everyone is equal, regardless of skin color or sex, and will fight to bring equality to all people."

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"Our army is small, and we lack weapon, but we are not weak."

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"And we are coming for you."
TheVengefulOne wrote:
XxXTheEdgiestMemeXxX wrote:>I believe Concave Dolphin is a very balanced and well-rounded team. However, Concave Dolphin could benefit from a healer and a tank. :tiger:
If you mean Concave Dolphin could benefit from being run over by a tank, I think they already have.

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Re: From New Greece to the Brikverse

Post by Vami » Tue May 19, 2015 8:07 pm

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***BEGIN***
Ambassador: "Greetings Peach slime! I am Agent Sencillo of the Emerian Fascist Imperium and United Republics and Commonwealths. I am afraid that we will have to be exterminating your kind and liberating your nation's Yellows from their imprisonment in your nation once we are finished eliminating your brethren in the Space Moordom. Come at us, vermin."
***TRANSMISSION END***
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Re: From New Greece to the Brikverse

Post by Bluefog » Tue May 19, 2015 8:49 pm

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Comrade JAM: Hey guys, so... after long and hard thought the Army of JAM would like to reform it's anti-peach ways. I now realize it was wrong and ask for your forgiveness and ----- JUST KIDDING!!!
You're all on the chopping block. No Peach tolerance.

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Re: From New Greece to the Brikverse

Post by Zupponn » Wed May 20, 2015 1:36 am

The ZMC prefers to take the stance of: If they give us money, we will give them product.
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Re: From New Greece to the Brikverse

Post by stubby » Wed May 20, 2015 11:01 am

Natalya wrote:Wtf is going on in this thread?

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Re: From New Greece to the Brikverse

Post by Legomc » Wed May 20, 2015 3:35 pm

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"Hello again. It appears that you are a bit confused. First of all, all our soldiers and citizens are free to leave when ever they want. Nobody is a slave."

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"Second, we are not anti-yellow, we are pro-equality. We will kill or convert ALL racist parties. I will begin with one Emerian Soldier and one OASIS member."

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"I have to thank Alexander for doing such a great job at kidnapping people."

*Crunch*

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"Now for the OASIS member."

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"Good by, asshole."

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"And good riddance."

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"You have been warned. Support freedom or die. Είμαστε Νέα Ελλάδα!"

*Bang!*

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Soldiers: "Θα διώξει τους εισαγγελείς!"
TheVengefulOne wrote:
XxXTheEdgiestMemeXxX wrote:>I believe Concave Dolphin is a very balanced and well-rounded team. However, Concave Dolphin could benefit from a healer and a tank. :tiger:
If you mean Concave Dolphin could benefit from being run over by a tank, I think they already have.

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Re: From New Greece to the Brikverse

Post by Legomc » Wed May 20, 2015 3:36 pm

Sorry about the road tile in some of the pictures. Just realized it was there.
TheVengefulOne wrote:
XxXTheEdgiestMemeXxX wrote:>I believe Concave Dolphin is a very balanced and well-rounded team. However, Concave Dolphin could benefit from a healer and a tank. :tiger:
If you mean Concave Dolphin could benefit from being run over by a tank, I think they already have.

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Re: From New Greece to the Brikverse

Post by Bluefog » Wed May 20, 2015 5:18 pm

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Comrade JAM: Hello again, Peach worm.

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Comrade JAM: Just thought that I'd point and laugh at you. Peach and Yellow equality? Let me tell you something, Peter, Yellows have been here almost since the beginning. Peaches are more recent and more importantly, they are different from us. It is for that reason alone they must be slaughtered and for those Yellows who stand by the Peaches, you'll get no better treatment from the Army of JAM.

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Comrade JAM: You see, Yellow is just more natural and everyone knows it's unnatural to go against what's natural. That's just science. How can you argue against science? I mean how can Peaches even expect to be treated the same? It makes no sense to me, and make no mistake, the Army of JAM doesn't care if you're part of a terrorist organization or just a "normal" filthy Peach on it's stupid way to work, you're all Peaches, you all should die.

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Comrade JAM: * GLUG * GLUG * GLUG *

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Comrade JAM: *BURP!* Listen, Peach, the Army of JAM is not an enemy you would want to have...

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Comrade JAM: ...but whatever, we love to fight!!
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Re: From New Greece to the Brikverse

Post by Vami » Wed May 20, 2015 6:03 pm

No space background because LDD is being goofy.
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ADMIRAL HIDALGO: "Blockade Fleet will arrive in about 3 seconds, sir."
???: "Excellent. You already know your mission, so I expect results, Admiral. There will be more ships en route later for you later."
ADMIRAL HIDALGO: "Understood, sir! PREPARE FOR JUMP!"
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Re: From New Greece to the Brikverse

Post by Kommander Ken » Wed May 20, 2015 8:12 pm

Well, that escalated quickly.

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Re: From New Greece to the Brikverse

Post by Zupponn » Wed May 20, 2015 8:34 pm

stubby wrote:
I love it. The new ZMC advertising campaign is hitting the Brikverse full force.
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Re: From New Greece to the Brikverse

Post by motorhead fan » Thu May 21, 2015 9:02 am

Oh goody, a conflict!

That thing from the army of JAM reminded me of a scientist giving a presentation about his theory, enough to make a peach supporter go racist!

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