
Comrade JAM: Hello again, Peach worm.

Comrade JAM: Just thought that I'd point and laugh at you. Peach and Yellow equality? Let me tell you something, Peter, Yellows have been here almost since the beginning. Peaches are more recent and more importantly, they are different from us. It is for that reason alone they must be slaughtered and for those Yellows who stand by the Peaches, you'll get no better treatment from the Army of JAM.

Comrade JAM: You see, Yellow is just more natural and everyone knows it's unnatural to go against what's natural. That's just science. How can you argue against science? I mean how can Peaches even expect to be treated the same? It makes no sense to me, and make no mistake, the Army of JAM doesn't care if you're part of a terrorist organization or just a "normal" filthy Peach on it's stupid way to work, you're all Peaches, you all should die.

Comrade JAM: * GLUG * GLUG * GLUG *

Comrade JAM:
*BURP!* Listen, Peach, the Army of JAM is not an enemy you would want to have...

Comrade JAM: ...but whatever, we love to fight!!
"Hey, you try making love to a complete stranger in a hostile, mutant environment, see how you like it."