For when a worker isn't enough, and a crane is too much. Capable of lifting the heaviest of loads, this machine is a must-have for a project to run efficiently. Order yours now at 1-800-NOT-REAL, and have the power of tomorrow, today!
Yes, skids are the heaviest of loads.
Assyrian Brute
A Brute that was commissioned by the Assyrian Star Empire to aid in the war against the Immortals.
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Standard armament of machine guns and thermal laser. For when you want to kill a little bit of this, and a little bit of that.
Missile pods, like a swarm of explosive bees.
"Thor" variant with force hammer and arc shield, for when you want to hit things without them hitting you back.
Siege shotgun, for when you wish you had a door right in front of you.
Rail gun, for when you need to hit the guy on the other side of the Super Death Tank.
The rail gun draws power directly from the suit, which means that a misfire can drain the suit and leave it susceptible to attack (on a skill roll of 1, the suit cannot do anything the next turn).
Immortal Brute
A Brute "Acquired" by the Immortal Empire, done up as a tribute to Warhead himself.
Powered by - what else? - a keg of Maniac Beer.
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Dual miniguns, for when you want all the little bad people to go away.
MkII rockets and minigun, for when you want the little AND big bad people to go away.
Cannons, for a swashbuckling good time. Also explosions.
Autocannons. Big bullets or lots of bullets; why not both?
OT saw and shotgun, for when you want to see all the death up close.
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Flamethrower and shotgun, for those who like their enemies well-done.
Bonus pic of flamethrower because I said so.
Dual miniguns, for when you want all the little bad people to go away.
MkII rockets and minigun, for when you want the little AND big bad people to go away.
Cannons, for a swashbuckling good time. Also explosions.
Autocannons. Big bullets or lots of bullets; why not both?
OT saw and shotgun, for when you want to see all the death up close.
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Flamethrower and shotgun, for those who like their enemies well-done.
Bonus pic of flamethrower because I said so.
