The Magic SOB forum is for posts of story sequences that are frequently vignette-based. Put those here while actual battle reports can go in Reports From the Field.
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Zahru II
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by Zahru II » Sat Sep 19, 2015 1:07 pm
You brave the flames and dive into the still burning wreckage of your former ship, hoping to scrounge up anything useful. Unfortunately most components are beyond recovery, save for...
... your trusty blaster! A simple and well-known firearm throughout the galaxy, it will sure prove useful on your journey! Its internal battery is rather low however, meaning you only have one shot left unless you find a way to recharge it.
You set out into the dense jungle on foot, trekking for what feels like ages... when you suddenly hear a noise!
As you do not know of the inhabitants of this planet, you deem that it would be wise to peek at the source of the sound behind the bushes.
It's a simian! A pretty old one in fact, judging by his silvery hide. He seems to be rather docile, mumbling to himself while absent-mindedly chewing on vegetation...
... the ape is so lost in thought as a matter of fact, that he's completely unaware of the dimeaterrordon which snuck up on him, with the intention of devouring an easy and hapless prey.
Spaceman, it is time to act! Will you:
1. Be the hero
2. Let nature run its course and remain observant
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Duerer
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by Duerer » Sat Sep 19, 2015 1:10 pm
Become an hero and save the gorilla!
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by Natalya » Sat Sep 19, 2015 3:54 pm
Become an hero and save the gorilla!
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by Quantumsurfer » Sat Sep 19, 2015 4:26 pm
What's cooler than a Spaceman fighting a dinosaur? It might be hard to think straight inside that helmet but surely the dimeaterrordon is no match for a Spaceman with one shot in his trusty blaster. My vote is thusly also:
Become an hero and save the gorilla!
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by RedRover » Sat Sep 19, 2015 4:47 pm
Be the hero we don't deserve!
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by Silverdream » Sat Sep 19, 2015 6:00 pm
Jump on the dinosaur and try to tame it.
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by Vami IV » Sat Sep 19, 2015 6:26 pm
An hero become gorilla save!
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by Quantumsurfer » Sat Sep 19, 2015 10:15 pm
Actually, you know what? Just kill them both. Suddenly, violently, and all over the place. That's the only really Heroic thing a Minifig can do.
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Zahru II
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by Zahru II » Sun Sep 20, 2015 3:36 am
The dimeaterrordon readies itself to devour the simian in one bite! The ape only now notices and is frozen in terror, stammering gibberish to himself.
Throwing caution to the wind, you dash out of hiding...
... and pull the simian out of harm's reach just in time! The dimeaterrordon has to settle with a mouthful of foliage it seems.
Of course this leaves the creature rightfully enraged, roaring at you! The stench of death and rotten meat hits your face as you ready your blaster.
Spaceman, battle is inevitable! Will you:
1. Use the terrain to your advantage
2. Risk it all on one lucky shot
3. Issue a tactical retreat
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by Duerer » Sun Sep 20, 2015 5:19 am
Try to distract the dino from the ape man and use the terrain to your advantage. Save the shot for later.
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by Kommander Ken » Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:10 am
Use the terrain. Give him more greenleaf salad. Doing so might turn him into a vegan.
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by RedRover » Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:15 am
Tactical retreat
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by Silverdream » Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:22 am
Jump in it's mouth and fire at the brainstem.
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by Vami IV » Sun Sep 20, 2015 2:44 pm
Throw the ape into the dino's mouth and leg it
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by ednut » Sun Sep 20, 2015 3:31 pm
RETREAT!
Blokbots are kinda cool
