BrikQuest CYOA

[Vami IV]

RETREAT!

This is BrikWars. Turn around and walk.

[Natalya]

Use the terrain.

[Quantumsurfer]

Jump in it's mouth and fire at the brainstem.

Seconded.

[Zahru II]

Again, options were a tie so I rolled a die to see which one should we go with.



With only moments away from the jaws of death, you scramble and search for something in the dirt...



... picking up a pair of rocks! Even the natives are startled and ponder whether your actions are out of desperation or stupidity.



However, they underestimate the cunning of the spaceman! By hitting the rocks together, you shower sparks throughout the undergrowth...



... causing the dense and dried foliage to erupt into flames in an instant! You realized that the dimeaterrordon may be an apex predator, but a primitive one - and your gambit paid off! The beast wails in anger as the bushfire separates it from you.



Capitalizing on this window of opportunity, you leave with you simian "ally".



You continue to wander around aimlessly, encumbered by the old ape clinging to you. Unfortunately he doesn't seem to speak the standard intergalactic tongue, and after saving him from the dimeaterrordon he became very attached to you.



As you lament the language barrier between the two of you, you hear familiar words echo through the wilds. "Grumps? Grumps, where are ya? Gruuuuumps?"

Spaceman, it appears you might encounter someone civilized after your hardships! But who is this Grumps they're looking for? Will you:

1. Go towards the source of the cries
2. Ignore it and march on

[Duerer]

Go to the source of the cries.

[Quantumsurfer]

The simian is weak, clinging to the spaceman like a baby. Perhaps it can prove its worth in a fight. Go toward the sound of the cries.

[RedRover]

Towards the cries!

[ednut]

TO THE CRYS! also vami i don't care.

[Natalya]

Find out who Grumps is.

[Zahru II]

"Gruuumps! Come back, will ya? I swear we stop for a sec to check my stuff from Scrap City and of course he meanders off immediately! GRUUUUMPS!"



She's another simian! She shows a much higher level of intellect than the old fleabag you have been carrying. Mayhaps she could translate his inane ramblings...

Spaceman, the choice is yo-



That crochety old monkey! He immediately lunges out of hiding, beelining towards his kin.
"Ah, there you are Grumps! Looks like you've found a new friend too, yes?"



'Grumps' as the old simian's name turns out to be mumbles into the other ape's ear, no doubt recounting his tales. She replies with a few ooh-s and ah-s while you emerge from the bushes.



Suddenly, the other ape rushes towards you! "Stranger! Grumps told me you saved his life! You're a true hero and we're in your debt! My name is Ooka. Please, will you join us on our way home to celebrate?"

Looks like your previous good deed paid off spaceman! Will you:
1. Accept Ooka's invitation
2. Politely refuse but ask for directions and head to that so-called Scrap City

[Duerer]

Accept the invitation and party hard!

[Quantumsurfer]

Apes do know how to Party. Accept the invite.

[RedRover]

Accept invite!

[Zupponn]

Accept invite. Sex her.

[Natalya]

Party Like a Space Warrior