battle axe

[Blitzen]

According to stubby,

The best weapon of all is a battleaxe with a spearhead. That one can both thrust and chop.

So my whole army has these.





come at me bro

[Bricko]

but will it blend?

[Ishnox]

Using these against an unarmed enemy also allows it to function as a battlaxative

[stubby]

Using these against an unarmed enemy also allows it to function as a battlaxative

[stubby]

The best weapon of all is a battleaxe with a spearhead. That one can both thrust and chop.

But the REAL best weapon is an automatic rifle with a bayonet and an axe blade. That one can thrust, chop, and also gun.

[RedRover]

Blender > battle axe. It can not only chop, but it can: dice, blend, and even purée

[Zahru II]

and on the top of the food chain lies the Blendtech blender

[mr skeltal]

and on the top of the food chain lies the Blendtech blender

then we will wear nokias as shields
no blender can pierce their thick hide
then the circle of old memes will be complete

[RedRover]

You're right, the blender won't pierce the hide, it'll purée it

[Zupponn]

[bennyowen857]

But I don't need blender to make puree of fruits instead we need arms or weapons to fight against the enemy. We cannot attack the enemies without weapons.

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brass knuckle

[james+burgundy]

I mean the axe is cool and all but ...



Some people here like to equip there armies with real weapons.

[Blitzen]

Too bad you can't charge with an OTC.

[james+burgundy]

Did you really say that? 0.o

[RedRover]

How do you make the OTC glow like that? Was that post picture editing or lighting?