Facial hair problems

[mercury19]

I keep forgetting that I have a mustache which leads me to the repeated realization that I look like an adult and people don't realize that I am in fact a very tall 8 year old. Fortunately most of my interactions take place on the internet where people don't know that I can grow a full mustache and can therefore assume that I am in fact only 8 years old.

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[Silverdream]

Get this shit out of here.

[Kommander Ken]

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I find you can use your magic markers on the rest of your face and people will assume the mustache is also marker and treat you like the 8 year old you are.

source: I work with chlidren with facial hair.

[Duerer]

Faecal hair sounds quite like a deeply concerning matter. You should visit the doctor.

[mercury19]

I find you can use your magic markers on the rest of your face and people will assume the mustache is also marker and treat you like the 8 year old you are.

source: I work with chlidren with facial hair.

Unfortunately I can't confirm the validity of this solution, people just started refering me to health services and telling me that putting that much marker on my skin is poisonous. pssh, like they'd know that.

Faecal hair sounds quite like a deeply concerning matter. You should visit the doctor.

The doctor just told me to stop eating food with hair in it. Apparently the hair did not grow out of the poop and the poop is not evolving.