Pursuit (Turn 2)

[Zupponn]

Pursuit - Turn 2


Zahru: Here! Have some of your beer back!


With them soaked in beer, Duerer lights 'em up.


Duerer: Ha. Ghost roast.


RedRover: A good gentleman always brings his tea with him.


Boink!


Dominoes!
RedRover: And they all fall down!


One Pale Rider does manage to successfully bail.


RedRover: Now, what next?


Bragallot: Slice and dice!


Bragallot: SLICE AND DICE MOTHERFUCKERS!


ninja_bait plants the harpoon gun on the back of the Deathmobile. He aims...


...and one rider is cut in half!


Falk: Gimme that halberd!


He can't quite reach the Pale Rider though.


Kommander Ken: Time to put on some tunes!




He then starts signaling for a left turn.


The Pale Rider takes a shot at Zahru, but it's ineffective.


Bone Sheriff: These fuckbois belong behind bars!


Wither: We will extract their juicy calcium!

Up ahead...


Deputy: Hey commish?
Commissioner: Yeah?
Deputy: Is that Wither and his Bone Boys?
Commissioner: Shit! It is! And look there's that goddamn Bone Sheriff! Everyone in the car!


Commissioner: We'll teach him to impersonate an officer!

Scoreboard:
Kommander Ken (Alive) - 0 Kills
ninja_bait (Alive) - 1 Kills
Falk (Alive) - 0 Kills
Bragallot (Alive) - 1 Kills
Duerer (Alive) - 2 Kills
Zahru (Alive) - 0 Kills
RedRover (Alive) - 0 Kills
motorhead fan (Will be arriving when he gets back) - 0 Kills

Send in Orders for Turn 3!

[ninja_bait]

I switch to a shovel and surgically remove the grey guy's head. Also I collect the blood and turn it into red paint for Falk.

[Zahru II]

My guy puts down the beer for now and remembers that he has a pistol on his torso print which he draws and fires with at the nearest enemy.

[RedRover]

I pick up a spear and with perfect javelin form from my days on the Harvard track a field team, I launch it into the spoke of one of the vehicles, hoping to flip it over.

[Duerer]

Saving my action for flaing that rider or one of the incoming cars. Maybe calling these four cops to our aid as well.

[Kommander Ken]

Same orders as last turn, I'll swerve around any obstacles like we're in a Fast and Furious movie and aim for the clearest road ahead. I'll also turn up the volume to the music to deter any nearby bonebois and maybe even perform a rude hand gesture behind us.

[Bragallot]

Climb up and throw a spear at any fool who comes too close.

[Falk]

Take the red paint from ninjabait and use it to paint the engine red like I wanted to originally.

[ninja_bait]

Take the red paint from ninjabait and use it to paint the engine red like I wanted to originally.

You should give a back up order in case the paint takes a while to make.

[Falk]

Hmm true. If the paint isn’t ready, stay ready with the halberd incase anything hostile gets in range.