Your most painful BrikWars death?

Post by **Strana** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:05 pm

zirrian wrote:We played CTF, and a trooper sprinted into the wall with two crits. We calculated the damage: d6. He rolled a crit again. So, poor trooper finished his run without a complete head.

that reminds me of the time that during the battle for the strana van that Roc's hero was going to squeeze through this small window so that he could jump out and lay waste to the troops trying to kill him, well he failed the check and it was determined that while he couldnt get his body through his head however came off in a plume of blood, rocket propelled as it were.

Post by **kiemaster** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:46 am

My hero was unarmed and surrounded by my brothers warriors so i used a stupendous feat for him to crap out a chainsaw.

lets just say it didnt work to well

Post by **Jzzy** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:17 pm

kiemaster wrote:My hero was unarmed and surrounded by my brothers warriors so I used a stupendous feat for him to crap out a chainsaw.

lets just say it didnt work to well

Lot's of red plates were used I'm assuming?

Post by **muffinman42** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:43 pm

hehe, im guessing the chainsaw started too early.

recently: critical fail on firing a starship cannon(damn computer why!) causeing it to blow up and destroy the front deck, half the crew dead and the ship open to frontal attacks.space ship combat in minifigure scale is awesome.

in the same battle a missile barge got a crit fail on two tubes(refering to the launch tubes) the missiles exploded inside them and wrecked the deck, this ripped the front from the back and completely destroyed the middle(it was had low armour and strong missiles).

i think my crit-fails are abit extreme.

Post by **Zahru II** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:55 pm

This. (so far)
My centaur on the left bailed off the map.
Not painful like dying in a gruesome 6gazillion litres of blood and intesities way, but painful because it's a gigantic FAIL. It's so Murphy's law like: when you wanna roll 2 or 3 only, instead you manage to roll an increadibly big number.

Post by **kiemaster** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:52 pm

yes there was <a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'>alot</a> of red plates used lol

Post by **Sarge** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:34 pm

Ya, I have a new one. Today, while playing in a friends mega ship setting, I decided it would be funny to explode an airlock, killing his guy. Failing, I did manage to kill his guy. Catch was that his guys torso swelled until his head popped off. Sending it into my guy, blowing my hero in half.

Post by **benkim123** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:57 am

A terrorist (we were playing a CS game) tried to shoot the wheels of a car to make it crash into a tree and make that tree fall on a train but he shot the wheels and the tree fell on him.

Post by **Bragallot** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:24 am

An eagle militia was pulled into two pieces by one of my skeleton captains and a desert golem. They then used his legs and torso to pummel the mercenary bull engineers behind him to death and take over their cannons. The body was then used as ammo and splattered against the armour of a hero. Ouch. The funny part is that he kept smiling

Post by **Dr. Vlad** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:47 pm

My most painful? It was near the end of a battle and I only had to marines left to take on my brothers hero. I had them shoot a rock above to crush the hero, but he dodged and it crushed my last two guys

Post by **dcl32** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:51 pm

Sarge wrote:Ya, I have a new one. Today, while playing in a friends mega ship setting, I decided it would be funny to explode an airlock, killing his guy. Failing, I did manage to kill his guy. Catch was that his guys torso swelled until his head popped off. Sending it into my guy, blowing my hero in half.

WIN!!!

Post by **Fulizer** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:37 pm

My hero tries to extend his jump by shooting a rocket launcher into the floor, it sucseeds, but eh overshoots his target and lands over the edge of a cliff over lava. He manages to grab onto the edge, only to then be knocked down by a person who had been launched into the air two turns earlier (by an extreme critical fail and My Little Ponies)

Post by **Wyldweasel** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:43 am

My worst death was during a battle where I had a space figter and i tried to use it to drop a bomb on an enemy building. it got so low to the ground that when it released the bomb it was caught in the blast. Oh there's more, it lost control and flew into my tank and killed itself and my tank, piloted by my HERO!!! EPIC FAIL!!!

Post by **TheBlueLancer** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:46 am

Very sorry if this is a necro, but here I go:

My most painful minifig death? Well, my blue lancer impaled an enemy dino rider through the gut (In between the torso and leg pieces) and onto a monolith.

Post by **Strana** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:12 pm

this thread can never count as being 'necro'd'

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