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Post by Bragallot » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:19 am

Religion sucks. Just look at all the occassions people lost their lives over it.

- Burning of witches (a lot of knowledge was also lost because of this)
- The slaughtering of the catholics by the Romans before and during Constantine.
- The slaughtering of the pagans by the Romans before and during Constantine.
- The slaughtering of the pagans after that as Rome became Catholic.
- The South-Americans killing each other for their gods.
- The spreading of Islam 'by the sword'
- the Crusades
- The Spanish Inquisition
- The Pope delivering the jews that were on his doorstep looking for refuge to the Nazis in WW II.
- Suicide terrorists
- The slaughtering of the catholics in Japan.
- ... the list goes on, even today. Not to mention the fact Religion practically always tried to stop technological advance to keep people dumb. Luckily the church has little power anymore, but Islam is now the bigger threat.

Does it occur to anyone else that these acts were mostly, if not all, committed by dumb masses? I rest my case.
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Post by Warhead » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:52 am

Elmagnifico wrote: I can find a picture of Warhead wearing a pretty pink dress if I so desire. Does this mean it actually occured? I'll let you be the judge Warhead...

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Oh, unquestionably yes. All things pictured in the Interwebs IS absolutely real. Why would you say something like that, you're just being mean.

I have rather nice legs though, don't you think? I bet if any one of you had a figure like me as pictured here you'd dress up like that. It would be a sin not to. I told you I had a body that even makes men wet, see!.. (Ok, so most of them a pervy fat blokes but it's still sort of true none the less)... although, I'm not sure they got my best side... does my head look big in this?

The Mrs Warhead photo is fairly spot on. She gives me strange feelings in my frilly knickers. :shock:
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Post by stubby » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:56 am

Coximind wrote:The vein of thought in the Catholic church today (which is what I am) is very different. If any "catholic" or even "trianglist" says otherwise, they are WRONG.
So the God of today is a different God than the God from a couple millennia ago? That's too bad, He was way more metal.

I'm glad to see that the "anyone who disagrees with me is WRONG" has never changed at least; it's the one part of your religion that's eternal, even if you worship a different God from year to year. Banned!

I ought to cut you some slack because catholics aren't really encouraged to read bibles apart from the carefully-selected Sunday passages, but the ancient Hebrews were all about their very clearly-detailed laws:
  • 6. If a man snuggles or fornicates with someone else's property (that is to say, wife, betrothed, or concubine), he has committed adultery and you can go ahead and murder him.
    7. If a man snuggles or fornicates with an unmarried woman, and she was a virgin, then he owes the father some money to make up for the dowry he just wrecked.
    8. If a man snuggles or fornicates with an unmarried woman, and she wasn't a virgin, then no harm done! God gives him a high-five and tells him to keep on snuggling.
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Post by Warhead » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:16 pm

My legs didn't even get a mention. I'm disheartened. :(
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Post by stubby » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:21 pm

Lev 20:13: "If a man admires Warhead's legs as as one admires the legs of a woman, he has done what is detestable. The man must be put to death, and Warhead sorely afflicted with unquenchable j+b; the blood will be on their own heads."

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Post by OneEye589 » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:57 pm

Old Testament God was so badass. He did not mess around with shit.

And it's not the religions themselves that suck, it's the people who run the religions.

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Post by Elmagnifico » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:34 pm

Amen.

It's not like we're saying those who are in/run the Catholic church are sinless. Nor do they have the perfect idea of what/who god is. If you find anybody who does say that, slap him a good dose of reality for me.
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Post by RagnarokRose » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:36 pm

Which is EXACTLY why religion and I don't mix.

Sorry for getting ticked off at you, guys. I just really don't like it when people start insulting what I stand for.

Anyway.

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Post by Warhead » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:11 pm

stubby wrote:Lev 20:13: "If a man admires Warhead's legs as as one admires the legs of a woman, he has done what is detestable. The man must be put to death, and Warhead sorely afflicted with unquenchable j+b; the blood will be on their own heads."
I always wondered just why my legs never get mentioned, now I know. My Brother In Law gets married in April and I'll be wearing a Kilt. If I remember I'll post pics of my musclie caves. No up-kilt shots though.

@ Ross: Mate, this is the Internet, just like the pics not everything mentioned is to be believed at face value. Just a reminder.
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Post by OneEye589 » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:12 pm

Ross_Varn wrote:I just really don't like it when people start insulting what I stand for.
No one's insulting it, just discussing it. The only time we try to make people feel bad and actually come out and say that you're stupid is if you're an idiot, the rest of the time we're just stating our opinions. Or at least that's my case, I guess I can't speak for other people.

You're intelligent enough to not be on the douchebag radar. Don't take anything I say as hostile.

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Post by RagnarokRose » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:44 pm

Well that's the truth. Not insulting so much, but just making me retaliate. Opinions, on the internet? Really! Ah well, at least you guys make me think.

I need to stop posting when I'm half asleep though...
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Post by OneEye589 » Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:46 pm

It's to keep you from being a braindead zombie on the internet. Keep you on your toes. Then we hire stupid trolls to say things to make you show your intelligence.

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Post by james+burgundy » Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:57 pm

Ross_Varn wrote: I just really don't like it when people start insulting what I stand for.
Good luck living that one down, even I know enough to not say something like that.

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Post by OneEye589 » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:02 pm

Yea, but we like him.

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Post by kiemaster » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:13 pm

OneEye589 wrote:Yea, but we like him.
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