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The Necronobrikon

The Necronobrikon is the sacred tome of the Brikthulhu cult. It contains the horrifying truth of how the universe really works, and it is said that every minifig who reads it will go mad from the revelation. The Necronobrikon was written in BR 1,995 by Abdul Alhazray, the Mad Hawk. Shortly after finishing the book, the author mysteriously disappeared, presumed dead. However, new versions appeared in BR 1,998, BR 2,001 and BR 2,005, suggesting that it is not dead, that which eternal lies, and through strange aeons even death may die.

The current fate of Abdul Alhazray is subject of much speculation. Some say that he is being tormented by Dimmies as punishment for his crimes. Other think that his soul has been shattered into a thousand pieces, who are forced to wander the Far Ums forever. Most terrible of all is the rumor that he is working on yet another version of the Necronobrikon, one that will dwarf all the others and cause great turmoil in the universe (Come the fuck on, why more. Wait. Fuck that. This is BrikWars.).