A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 5

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A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 5

Postby Arkbrik » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:59 am

Vergilius Raskolnikov - Apollyon

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Vergilius Raskolnikov gets up and drunkenly logs onto Facebrik.

"Conqering teh immmortal empre! totes wining. but there laughing atme for som reasson"

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His soldiers receive the live update, and leave the battle line...

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...to get their great leader back to the Weltschmerz.

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It then disengages from the space station...

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...and opens fire on the Immortal cruiser!

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The already damaged ship is blown apart.

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On the escort, the troops blast Margaret Heep's last soldier.

The Immortal Empire - Warhead

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Warhead is unfazed by this turn of events.

"MWA-HAHAHAHAHA! You think you can run, Raskolnikov?"

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"While we have been drinking, my Immortal space elites have placed a Black Hole mine on your ship. Enjoy gravity!"

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- schlurp -

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The Weltschmerz is gone, and Raskolnikov with it.

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The Immortal escort and fighters fire on Raskolnikov's escort, but miss.

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The troops on the space station shoot down a pirate.

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"One competitor out of the game..."

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"...one to go."

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"AAARGH! You backstabbing bastard!"

"Yeah! I'm Warhead, don't you know?"

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The sphincter turns to dust, and its essence is absorbed by Warhead!

A.N.U.S. - Silverdream

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Margaret Heep once more addresses the enemy soldiers.

"Your capital ship has been destroyed. And so has your master."

"He's fine! He's just - "

"The A.N.U.S. hereby downgrades Vergilius Raskolnikov to a Level 1 threat."

"LEVEL 1?!?"

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The soldiers fall into existential crisises. Margaret Heep walks past them and takes command of the ship.

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She leaves the battle. A report must be made to the A.N.U.S. assembly.

Pirates - KittywithLEGO

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Rodrigo Palo gets a new idea.

"Wait, mateys! Back to the ship!"

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He steers the Bloodstained Serpent away from the station...

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...and turns around.

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He rams the ship right into the station!

"They will know why the thrust of me Bloodstained Serpent is feared..."

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Meanwhile inside the space station.

"Time to celebrate my victory... with more Maniac Beer. Oops! I dropped my mug."

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"I'll just bend over and pick it up."

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"WHAT IN THE FUCK?!?"

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As the Bloodstained Serpent crashes through the space station, the Maniac Beer keg flies past, and Rodrigo catches it.

"Maniac Beer for all, mates!"

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Warhead is chucked into space.

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But he manages to grab hold of something.

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The Immortal escort!

"Should we try to retake the Beer, mylord?"

"Urgh... never mind. Let's just get out of here."

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And so, everyone goes their separate ways.

Kills & Deaths

A.N.U.S. - Silverdream
Kills: 2/28
Ships left: 1/8
Units left: 1/3

Vergilius Raskolnikov - Apollyon
Kills: 7/28
Ships left: 0/4
Units left: 3/9

The Immortal Empire - Warhead
Kills: 12/28
Ships left: 4/5
Units left: 1/5

Warhead sphincter - Falk
Kills: 1/28
Units left: 0/1

Pirates - KittywithLEGO
Kills: 6/28
Ships left: 1/1
Units left: 5/10

The End

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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 5

Postby Silverdream » Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:42 am

Excellent Game Arky.
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 5

Postby RunsWithLegos » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:37 pm

twas a fantastic beer chugging and fudgpacking party
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 5

Postby tymon555 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:10 pm

Silverdream wrote:Excellent Game Arky.
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Postby Zahru II » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:32 pm

GG guys, this was a blast to observe!
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 5

Postby Apollyon » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:28 am

Haha, one of the funniest battles i have played in yet. Hats off to you Arkbrik!
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