Battle Reports
Tuefish's Vol destroy an Assyrian tank in the Peach Massacre of G.R. 2010.
Natalya - November 23, 2010 - Battle Reports

2010 has been a year of battle and conflict for space factions. The Immortals have prompted an arms race among many of the star empires and sparked huge clashes between them. Notably, the long awaited Round 2 of the Peach Massacre of G.R. 2010 is finally being uploaded to the forums, so check it out as 200+ minifigs from three different star empires face off in an epic free for all to the death.

Peach Massacre Round Two on the BrikWars forums, by Natalya
G.R. 2010 Overview on the BrikWiki
Apollyon's armory guards irritate a Deadly Spaceman, with easily predictable.
Mike - December 21, 2009 - Battle Reports

Speaking of battle reports from 2009, Arkbrik’s taken the trouble to collect links to a couple dozen of them, and has posted them to the forum in one big Battle Report List.

Arkbrik’s “Re-stealing the Battle Report List” on the BrikWars Forums
Why was Copenhagen selected for a meeting of world leaders? Easy access to Billund, experts say
Mike - December 17, 2009 - Artwork, Battle Reports, Inspirational Media

There have been plenty of awesome battle reports coming in over the last couple of months that I’ve been too lazy to post, but there was no way I could let this one pass without comment. It’s the first one I’ve seen to put Obama and his well-known superpowers to use in combat, to truly stupendous effect. This is a moment that will shape history.

The pictures aren’t the best quality, but from start to epic conclusion this is truly a battle not to be missed.

Arkbrik’s Copenhagen Climate Conference
Dan Lacey, Painter of Pancakes
On Death War Day 2, Natalya maneuvers her Assyrian cruiser to place the Czech fighter inside the barrel of the main cannon, right before hitting the fire button.
Mike - December 14, 2008 - Battle Reports, Forum Battles

December seems to be the month for daily-update combat serials, starting with Reasonably Clever doing a QuikWars version of their annual LEGO Advent Calendar feature. It’s the Town Calendar versus the Castle Calendar, fighting to the death while both attempt to free the imprisoned Santa Claus from evil Martians.

Pesgores followed up a little bit later with “Superproject Codename: Persogoras,” a play-by-forum battle between the Rebels (played by Moronstudios), the Empire (OneEye589), the Pirates (Bonn-o-Tron), and the Droids (IVhorseman).

Last but not least, Natalya followed suit with the Death War Project, making up for its later start with some of the best BrikWars action photography to date. The combined-forces battle sets the Assyrian Star Empire (pesgores and Natalya), the Czech Republic (Moronstudios and AmmoMan), the Space Ninjas (Theblackdog), the Space Pirates (Rody), and the Gludavian Raiders (Niflheim) in deadly combat from clashing ground forces up to the mighty Assyrian space cruiser.

Reasonably Clever’s 2008 Advent Challenge: Castle vs. City
Pesgores’s Superproject codename “Persogoras” on the BrikWars forums
NatalyaAF’s Death War Project on the BrikWars forums
In space, no one can hear your squad get sucked out a hull breach.
Mike - December 6, 2008 - Battle Reports

Mercenaries, Alliance, and Reavers, oh my! DaCheez spent more photos on his troops messing with the space station’s environmental controls than on what were reportedly some heavy firefights, but watching squads get crushed by artificial gravity and sucked out airlocks is pretty entertaining nonetheless.

DaCheez’s Firefly-Themed Battle thread on the BrikWars forums
DaCheez’s Firefly-Themed Battle gallery on BrickShelf
After several defeats at the hands of MNGG, the Clone Horde moves on to attack Professor Ken's Lego Coalition instead.
Mike - December 1, 2008 - Battle Reports
With the holidays upon us, the pace of battles is increasing. What is it about time spent home with the family that inspires so much violence?
Professor Ken vs. Darth Mohawk: Lego vs. the Clone Brick Horde annotated gallery on BrickShelf
NatalyaAF’s Assyrian Empire vs. the Czech Republic gallery on BrickShelf
Zahru’s Castle Battle: Imperial Army vs. Orcs and Skellies thread on the BrikWars forums
Arkbrik’s Sir Johnny vs. the Dragon thread on the BrikWars forums
Shaeph’s Mini-Armageddon gallery on BrickShelf
Thyclaine’s Battle On The Hardwood Plains on the BrikWars forums
A double leg amputation doesn't slow down the deadly Nestle Bunny.
Mike - November 2, 2008 - Battle Reports, Brick Links

Bluebright’s hit the scene with what have to be the funniest pair of battle reports I’ve read in a long, long time. The artistic use of minifig blood (and of hot lava) should serve as an inspiration to all players.

What’s more, he’s included time-lapse videos for each battle, which is also awesome.

Bluebright’s Intro Battle #1
Bluebright’s Battle of the Butts
Mayhem!
Mike - October 30, 2008 - Battle Reports

Durandalski and his sister toss over a hundred troops at each other, in a semi-heated battle between the forces of Commander Roland of Morfair and Princess Liader of Brinstar. Each side rolled dice to determine their secret mission objective, and then sent their armies into a battle of cataclysmic… surrendering.

Fortunately some of the surrendering units turned out to be faking it.

Durandalski’s report includes the following passage, which is very satisfying:

“We estimated that over half of each of our forces, that’s nearly 60 minifigs, were killed in an area about 1 and a half feet square. The bodies were piled up on each other, and the living had to be propped up on top of the dead. I also sniped my own medic, after he failed six revival attempts.”

Durandalski’s Mission Battle
ktBombshell's stingray man is a pretty cool guy. He kills Steve Irwin and doesn't afraid of anything.ktBombshell's stingray man is a pretty cool guy. He kills Steve Irwin and doesn't afraid of anything.
Mike - August 11, 2008 - Battle Reports
August sees a healthy share of violence, with battles between Mohawk and Professor Ken, further battles between OneEye589 and ktBombshell, and a chariot battle by Shaeph.
Mohawk vs. Professor Ken, battle 1, on BrickShelf
Mohawk vs. Professor Ken, battle 2, on BrickShelf
OneEye589 vs. ktBombshell, battle 1, on BrickShelf
OneEye589 vs. ktBombshell, battle 2, on BrickShelf
Shaeph’s Chariot Battle on the BrikWars Forum
MegaBlox Mountain stands ready to defy all invaders.
Mike - August 1, 2008 - Battle Reports, BrikWars Community
Led by the football-obsessed Piltogg, the Minnesota Gamers Guild is making a name for itself for its genocidal crusades. Earlier struggles of ethnic cleansing against peach-colored minifigs are now being followed up with battles to wipe out the forces of Mega Bloks.

Be warned! Piltogg hasn’t yet perfected the art of the line break, so you’ll need to resize your browser window for some of the write-ups to line up correctly.

Aug 1: MNGG’s Megablox vs. Lego Battle II write-up
Jul 20: MNGG’s Space Race write-up
Jul 20: MNGG’s Battle of the Bloody Books write-up
Mar 2: Piltogg’s Megablox v. Lego I gallery on BrickShelf