Bavarian Scientists - Zahru II
"Nice vehicle, colleague. I will be needing it."
Quickly running vector calculations in her head, Emma Fremdliebe calculates the perfect route for a sick jump over to the roof of the Bagger 28H8...
"Ah. I did not take this railing into account."
The kart flies through the air, performs a flip that's kinda sick on its own, and crashes into the side of the Bagger.
The kart and Fremdliebe tumbles to the ground. The only major damage is to her pride.
In the building, the Medik receives a missile launcher from her peers.
Then they go out on the balcony. Most of them had to sprint and can't shoot.
But the medik launches her missile!
And hits a bush. Never mind.
Stolid Stake - Theblackdog
Stolid Stake is on the move.
He pops out of his box and takes down a mercenary.
"Double pistols, huh? I've never used that before."
Bavarian Army - Silverdream
The Bagger 28H8 rolls forward and prepares to saw.
Sparks fly as the sawblade grinds away at the tank's armor, but it holds. For now.
The Bavarian Mechanik runs after his stolen kart, while the soldiers come out on the balcony again.
"Scientists, you have done good work for Bavaria, but your services are no longer required."
Wilhelm Krupp and the third soldier are strolling down from the roof.
"Another thing, what's the deal with Kaiserin Renate? I'm all for equal rights, but it's been a long time since we've seen the leader of our country stab or shoot someone. What kind of example is she setting for Bavaria's children?"
"Yes, Kapitän. Should we go outside and assist our comrades in the raging firefight?"
"Oh, sure, why not."
The soldiers outside has taken down the Rocket Surgeon, reverting his supergun to a normal boringgun.
"All these modern guns are so unreliable. Soldiers today are spoiled by getting to use automatic weaponry and sophisticated missiles. All I had back in the day was an old sword and a rock!"
"Watch this!"
The old man throws his sword overhead at the scientists!
"Right, I used the sword for stabbing and the rock for throwing. Not the other way around."
Vergilius Raskolnikov - motorhead fan
The tank crashes through the gate, guns blazing. And missing.
But the big gun manages to hit the Bagger 28H8! One Structure Point is knocked off. Five remain.
The right flank of the army shoots at the Bavarian scientists, managing to kill their intern.
On the left, a missile is launched towards a mercenary.
It blows up some more of the wall, but the merc jumps out of the way! Someone more skilled will have to handle this...
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
*uses super katana technique to kill you*
"Pssh, nothin personnel... kid."
Mercenaries - NPC - Loyalty tied between Bavarian Army and Bavarian Scientists
The mercenaries decide to be loyal to the Bavarian Scientists this turn! A robot merc launches a missile at the Bavarian soldiers.
Two are blown up.
Another merc boards the Bagger...
...and runs into the cockpit.
One merc shoots at Stolid Stake, missing horribly, while another runs towards the gate to meet Raskolnikov's forces.
Three new mercenaries arrive to bolster the defenses.
Stolid stake gets a call on the codek.
"Stolid Stake, this is Colonel Kernel!"
"Colonel, I'm in the middle of a battle right now!"
"Has that stopped you from having codek conversations in the past?"
"Huh, I guess not."
"Have you infiltrated the enemy base?"
"Yes, Colonel."
"You are inside the boundaries?"
"Yes, Colonel! Why are you asking that?"
"Because..."
Top secret faction activated:
Avokhan Empire
commanded by mercury19
"...I'm not Colonel Kernel at all! I am Kharl Kheith, Tech Thief Supreme of the Avokhan Empire!"
"What?!"
"You've played your part well, Stolid Stake. This base is shielded by a teleport-jamming field, but you carried a homing beacon in your codek the whole time that let us teleport in as soon as you were past the shield. Now we can steal the design of the Bagger 28H8 for the Avokhan Empire!"
"Stealing the design, huh? That won't happen! I will destroy the Bagger 28H8!"
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Kills & Deaths
Bavarian Army - Silverdream
Kills: 1
Units left: 5/7
Bavarian Scientists - Zahru II
Kills: 0
Units left: 3/5
Stolid Stake - Theblackdog
Kills: 1
Units left: 1/1
Vergilius Raskolnikov - motorhead fan
Kills: 4
Units left: 11/12
Avokhan Empire - mercury19
Kills: 0
Units left: 3/3
Mercenaries - NPC
Kills: 3
Units left: 7/8 + 5/8 reserves
Treasure Standing
Bavarian Army: 1
Bavarian Scientists: 1
Stolid Stake: 0
Vergilius Raskolnikov: 0
Avokhan Empire: 0
Unclaimed: 1
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