Rainbow Knights

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Jellybean Rainbow Knights of Mocia
Feudal Alliance
Kingdom of Mocia
King MethHouse King MethHouse

House Rayho House Rayho
House Dogdu House Dogdu
House Stalin House Stalin
House IVasscus House IVasscus

None Listed
VladTron VladTron
King MethHouse

Sir Rayho the Hawk
Sir Dogdu the Dog
Sir Stalin the Bear
Sir IVasscus the Monkey

Rainbow Knights at a froot flavors feast

Rainbow Knights at a froot flavors feast. From left to right: Sir Stalin, Sir Dogdu, King MethHouse, Sir IVasscus, Sir Rayho, and Rayho's Mom.

Among more advanced civilizations, Rainbowism and Rainbowist systems of belief are viewed as backwards, pagan, and even heretical. Nonetheless, in BR 2,004, the reigning families of the Royal bloodline had grown decadent and hedonistic, and fell into the libertine Neo-Rainbowist Revival. Forgetting their historic principles and standards of decency, and seduced by the thrill of just slapping MOCs together however they wanted, King MethHouse instituted a new order of Mocian Rainbow Knights.

The VladTron Rebellions

The Mocians became the most hated of all the major Royal factions, not due to evil actions or gross stupidities, but because of their insufferable color choices. Despite his dedication to Evuul and the cowardly nature of his troops, Lord VladTron and his forces were hailed as heroes across the galaxy for their series of rebellions against the Rainbowist nobility.

After continual attrition from VladTron attacks, the Mocian kingdom was reduced to ruins and finally brought to its end in BR 2,006.

In sharp contrast to the Rainbow Knights, their enemy VladTron is one of the most badass factions ever.

Features of Rainbow Knights

Major flukes of the Rainbow Knights include:

  • Their swords are taller than their horses, so they built themselves mechanical horses.
  • They wear the most outrageously coloured armour known to the legonian smiths.
  • There are only four of them, and they appear to only have an army in a few mystical comic books.
  • They all seem to derive their powers from some form of animal, leading some to theorize that they are secretly also furfigs.


The Rainbow Knights are assembled from the four most brightly-colored houses in Mocia.

  • House Stalin House Stalin, led by Sir Stalin the Bear and Commissar Lt. Kruschev. Stalinists are known for their bearlike strength and communism.
  • House Dogdu House Dogdu, led by Sir Dogdu the Dog. Dogdudes possess superior skill and strategy, and are traditionally given command of the royal army in times of war.
  • House Rayho House Rayho, led by Sir Rayho the Hawk and Rayho's Mom. Rayhoes rely on their great speed and flying units for battlefield mobility.
  • House IVasscus House IVasscus, led by Sir IVasscus the Monkey. IVassicans are crazy and flip out ALL of the time.