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| + | {{Quotebox|There is a cancer eating at the [[BrikVerse]]. With each [[Rekonstruktion]] it advances deeper, generously leaving drained, dead worlds in its wake. This horror, this abomination, has honesty and loyalty that functions on an unimaginable, [[galaktic]] scale and all we can do is try to stop the swarms of laughing [[monster]]s it unleashes upon us as an act of kindness. We have given the horror a name to salve our fears; we call it the Pwnie race, but if it is aware of us at all it must know us only as Friends.|- [[Inquistadorial Monarchy|Inquistador]] Cschzevak''}} | ||
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The Pwnies are a strange and often reviled race. They appeared in force in the [[BrikVerse]] in [[BR 2,012]], but were first sighted as far back as [[BR 2,010]]. They infest the hellish dimension known as the [[Friend Zone]], a pocket dimension of the [[Quantum Surfer]] [[Silvadream]], but it's unknown whether they originate there or are just dimensional travelers. | The Pwnies are a strange and often reviled race. They appeared in force in the [[BrikVerse]] in [[BR 2,012]], but were first sighted as far back as [[BR 2,010]]. They infest the hellish dimension known as the [[Friend Zone]], a pocket dimension of the [[Quantum Surfer]] [[Silvadream]], but it's unknown whether they originate there or are just dimensional travelers. | ||
Revision as of 14:43, 23 September 2014
| Pwnies of Ekvestria |
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| Princessdom |
| Extradimensional invaders |
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| Akkadian Empire |
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| Anti-Pwny Alliance Trattoria |
| Notable People |
| Princess Killestia |
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There is a cancer eating at the BrikVerse. With each Rekonstruktion it advances deeper, generously leaving drained, dead worlds in its wake. This horror, this abomination, has honesty and loyalty that functions on an unimaginable, galaktic scale and all we can do is try to stop the swarms of laughing monsters it unleashes upon us as an act of kindness. We have given the horror a name to salve our fears; we call it the Pwnie race, but if it is aware of us at all it must know us only as Friends. |  |
| - Inquistador Cschzevak'' | ||
The Pwnies are a strange and often reviled race. They appeared in force in the BrikVerse in BR 2,012, but were first sighted as far back as BR 2,010. They infest the hellish dimension known as the Friend Zone, a pocket dimension of the Quantum Surfer Silvadream, but it's unknown whether they originate there or are just dimensional travelers.
Many other factions hold strong opinions on the Pwnies, and do not hesitate to prove their point by force, particularly their allies in the Akkadian Empire and their enemies in the Trattorian-led Anti-Pwny Alliance. Thus, despite their paralyzing Friendship sorcery, the Pwnies have caused plenty of violence, indirectly as well as directly, and that's always good.
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Appearance
Pwnies come in many forms, but all are of the ekvine genus. Some are almost indistinguishable from common horses, some are brik-built creatures. Others are weirder still, not made of Leg-Ore at all, but some unknown otherworldly material. All Pwnies share the same basic biological traits, however: Four legs, mane and tail, and insatiable bloodthirst.
Castes
There are four distinct castes of Pwnies, found in all of the race's forms. They are as follows.
Horny Pwnies
Horny Pwnies have a (constantly hard) horn in their forehead. They use this to make magik happen.
Kamikaze Pwnies
Kamikaze Pwnies are winged Pwnies whose job is to crash into the enemy from above, exploding and taking as many foes with them as possible.
Redneck Pwnies
Redneck Pwnies make booze and get drunk a lot. Their families are big and highly intraconnected.
All-In-One Pwnies
This is the rarest and most powerful Pwnie caste. They combine the best traits from every other caste: the horn and magik of the Horny Pwnies, the wings of the Kamikaze Pwnies, and... yeah. The supreme ruler of the Pwnies, Princess Killestia, belongs to this caste, and so does her right hand sister, Princess Loony.
Homeworld
The magikal world of Ekvestria is the home of the Pwnies. It is a beautiful planet covered in green fields, verdant forests, glittering lakes, and giant impact craters. The magikal power of Princess Killestia is so great that she can move entire stellar bodies with a thought. Therefore the Pwnies do not need spaceships; the Princess just moves the entire Ekvestrian solar system to wherever they want to wage war, smashing Ekvestria right into the enemy planet.
