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Pwnies of Ekvestria
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Extradimensional invaders
None listed
Akkadian Empire

Kaiser Klaus


Anti-Pwny Alliance

Republic of Independent Nations
Calvarian Empire
Zupponn Mining Co.
Space Nazis
Metal Warriors
Luchardsko Empire
Avokhan Empire

Notable People
Princess Killestia

Princess Loony

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There is a cancer eating at the BrikVerse. With each Rekonstruktion it advances deeper, generously leaving drained, dead worlds in its wake. This horror, this abomination, has honesty and loyalty that functions on an unimaginable, galaktic scale and all we can do is try to stop the swarms of laughing monsters it unleashes upon us as an act of kindness. We have given the horror a name to salve our fears; we call it the Pwnie race, but if it is aware of us at all it must know us only as Friends.
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- Inquistador Cschzevak''

The Pwnies are a strange and often reviled race. They appeared in force in the BrikVerse in BR 2,012, but were first sighted as far back as BR 2,010. They infest the hellish dimension known as the Friend Zone, a pocket dimension of Silvadream, but it's unknown whether they originate there or are just dimensional travelers.

Many other factions hold strong opinions on the Pwnies, and do not hesitate to prove their point by force, particularly their allies in the Akkadian Empire and their enemies in the Trattorian-led Anti-Pwny Alliance. Thus, despite their paralyzing Friendship sorcery, the Pwnies have caused plenty of violence, indirectly as well as directly, and that's always good.

The first recorded sighting of a Pwnie, at a pirate party on Charybdia.


Pwnies come in many forms, but all are of the ekvine genus. Some are almost indistinguishable from common horses, some are brik-built creatures. Others are weirder still, not made of Leg-Ore at all, but some unknown otherworldly material. All Pwnies share the same basic biological traits, however: Four legs, mane and tail, and insatiable bloodthirst.

Pwnies fighting Silvarians.


There are four distinct castes of Pwnies, found in all of the race's forms. They are as follows.

Horny Pwnies
Horny Pwnies have a (constantly hard) horn in their forehead. They use this to make magik happen.

Kamikaze Pwnies
Kamikaze Pwnies are winged Pwnies whose job is to crash into the enemy from above, exploding and taking as many foes with them as possible.

Redneck Pwnies
Redneck Pwnies make booze and get drunk a lot. Their families are big and highly intraconnected.

All-in-One Pwnies
This is the rarest and most powerful Pwnie caste. They combine the best traits from every other caste: the horn and magik of the Horny Pwnies, the wings of the Kamikaze Pwnies, and... yeah. The supreme ruler of the Pwnies, Princess Killestia, belongs to this caste, and so does her right hand sister, Princess Loony.

The Herd
Ordinary minifigs who have been indoctrinated through pwny propaganda. The Pwnies use them as expendable cannon fodder on the battlefield and as infiltrators to spread their ideology to other minifigs.

Pwnies invading the Brittanian planet Wraysford.


The magikal world of Ekvestria is the home of the Pwnies. It is a beautiful planet covered in green fields, verdant forests, glittering lakes, and giant impact craters. The magikal power of Princess Killestia is so great that she can move entire stellar bodies with a thought. Therefore the Pwnies do not need spaceships; the Princess just moves the entire Ekvestrian solar system to wherever they want to wage war, smashing Ekvestria right into the enemy planet.

Forum Threads

My Little Pwnie
First appearance of the Pwnies, in brick-built form. Forum Thread

Thesson and the Pwny Adventure!
Pwnies invade a Silvarian colony. Forum Thread

A thousand Friendships of the pwny nation descend upon ye
Pwnie Friend-Ships built in LDD. Forum Thread

Chasing Rainbows: Prologue
The T.L.A. ambassador ship to Bavaria is intercepted by a terrifying rainbow Friend-ship. Forum Thread

Chasing Rainbows Part I: The Elements of Harm
President Bob the Unbuilder tells the story of his first encounter with the Herd. Forum Thread

Chasing Rainbows Part II: My Little Warships
Bob the Unbuilder leads a T.L.A. fleet to raid a Herd facility before the Britannians can secure it. Forum Thread

Chasing Rainbows Part III: Friendship is Tragic
The T.L.A. delivers news of the Pwnie threat to the Bavarian Kaiser. Forum Thread

A Lovely Picnic
A giant Pwnie organizes local horses into a violent uprising against their Bavarian masters. Forum Thread

The Chain of Command and an Alliance of Friendship
Kaiser Klaus of Bavaria inspects captured Pwnie specimens. Forum Thread

Battle of the Square Woods
Pwnies battle the forces of Vergilius Raskolnikov. Forum Thread

Alliance leads to Friendship, Friendship leads to Suffering
As Pwnies slaughter Vergilius Raskolnikov's men, the Akkadian Emperor Piltogg debates with Kaiser Klaus over the wisdom of allying with Pwnies. Forum Thread

Some Bavarians and Pwnies
Kaiser Klaus meets with a Pwnie delegation to coordinate attacks against Trattoria. Forum Thread

Operation Regenbogen (aka nuking pwnies)
A Trattorian bomber squadron attempts to deliver megabombs to Canterlot. Forum Thread

God's in his heaven
Kaiser Klaus uncovers the Pwnie conspiracy in Bavaria and forces their cooperation. Forum Thread

Dream of Revenge
As the Pwnie conspiracy gains power, Kaiser Klaus is killed by mysterious Quantum Surfers. Forum Thread

2 Handz 2 Glovez
The introduction of Silvadream's hellish Friend Zone, the possible home dimension of Pwnies. Forum Thread